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Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potatoe to Joe, because he was imagining naughty pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe hated pickles so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the Devil brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous butt. She climbed down the slippery slope and sat down, her options nearly fell with boulders pushed by Joe Fingerbender but Ann punched him in the family jewels. Joe then looked around for Ann because of his need to think about elephants. She said that he ignored her eyelashes when they strangled hippopotami wrestling without iPods. The iPods freed themselves by hanging soap on Ann and spitting into her crimson skirts. Joe killed many clocks because he puked over Ann's
bologna. The bologna wasn't dead it just played hopscotch all night, until Santa- Claus brought home many Barbies and miniature Bens that broke.
So, basically the summary is never poke sticky Victorians. They'll lick all your butts. Joe consumed sushi during the party, which was meant to become alive
"You do ill if you praise, but worse if you censure, what you do not understand." Leonardo Da Vinci

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Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potatoe to Joe, because he was imagining naughty pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe hated pickles so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the Devil brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous butt. She climbed down the slippery slope and sat down, her options nearly fell with boulders pushed by Joe Fingerbender but Ann punched him in the family jewels. Joe then looked around for Ann because of his need to think about elephants. She said that he ignored her eyelashes when they strangled hippopotami wrestling without iPods. The iPods freed themselves by hanging soap on Ann and spitting into her crimson skirts. Joe killed many clocks because he puked over Ann's
bologna. The bologna wasn't dead it just played hopscotch all night, until Santa- Claus brought home many Barbies and miniature Bens that broke.
So, basically the summary is never poke sticky Victorians. They'll lick all your butts. Joe consumed sushi during the party, which was meant to become alive after
when there's nowhere to go, it's time to grow up.




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Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potatoe to Joe, because he was imagining naughty pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe hated pickles so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the Devil brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous butt. She climbed down the slippery slope and sat down, her options nearly fell with boulders pushed by Joe Fingerbender but Ann punched him in the family jewels. Joe then looked around for Ann because of his need to think about elephants. She said that he ignored her eyelashes when they strangled hippopotami wrestling without iPods. The iPods freed themselves by hanging soap on Ann and spitting into her crimson skirts. Joe killed many clocks because he puked over Ann's
bologna. The bologna wasn't dead it just played hopscotch all night, until Santa- Claus brought home many Barbies and miniature Bens that broke.
So, basically the summary is never poke sticky Victorians. They'll lick all your butts. Joe consumed sushi during the party, which was meant to become alive after spitting
"You do ill if you praise, but worse if you censure, what you do not understand." Leonardo Da Vinci

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Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potatoe to Joe, because he was imagining naughty pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe hated pickles so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the Devil brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous butt. She climbed down the slippery slope and sat down, her options nearly fell with boulders pushed by Joe Fingerbender but Ann punched him in the family jewels. Joe then looked around for Ann because of his need to think about elephants. She said that he ignored her eyelashes when they strangled hippopotami wrestling without iPods. The iPods freed themselves by hanging soap on Ann and spitting into her crimson skirts. Joe killed many clocks because he puked over Ann's
bologna. The bologna wasn't dead it just played hopscotch all night, until Santa- Claus brought home many Barbies and miniature Bens that broke.
So, basically the summary is never poke sticky Victorians. They'll lick all your butts. Joe consumed sushi during the party, which was meant to become alive after spitting iPods

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Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potatoe to Joe, because he was imagining naughty pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe hated pickles so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the Devil brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous butt. She climbed down the slippery slope and sat down, her options nearly fell with boulders pushed by Joe Fingerbender but Ann punched him in the family jewels. Joe then looked around for Ann because of his need to think about elephants. She said that he ignored her eyelashes when they strangled hippopotami wrestling without iPods. The iPods freed themselves by hanging soap on Ann and spitting into her crimson skirts. Joe killed many clocks because he puked over Ann's
bologna. The bologna wasn't dead it just played hopscotch all night, until Santa- Claus brought home many Barbies and miniature Bens that broke.
So, basically the summary is never poke sticky Victorians. They'll lick all your butts. Joe consumed sushi during the party, which was meant to become alive after spitting iPods in




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Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potatoe to Joe, because he was imagining naughty pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe hated pickles so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the Devil brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous butt. She climbed down the slippery slope and sat down, her options nearly fell with boulders pushed by Joe Fingerbender but Ann punched him in the family jewels. Joe then looked around for Ann because of his need to think about elephants. She said that he ignored her eyelashes when they strangled hippopotami wrestling without iPods. The iPods freed themselves by hanging soap on Ann and spitting into her crimson skirts. Joe killed many clocks because he puked over Ann's
bologna. The bologna wasn't dead it just played hopscotch all night, until Santa- Claus brought home many Barbies and miniature Bens that broke.
So, basically the summary is never poke sticky Victorians. They'll lick all your butts. Joe consumed sushi during the party, which was meant to become alive after spitting iPods in front
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You skipped a line, hekategirl.

Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potatoe to Joe, because he was imagining naughty pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe hated pickles so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the Devil brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous butt. She climbed down the slippery slope and sat down, her options nearly fell with boulders pushed by Joe Fingerbender but Ann punched him in the family jewels. Joe then looked around for Ann because of his need to think about elephants. She said that he ignored her eyelashes when they strangled hippopotami wrestling without iPods. The iPods freed themselves by hanging soap on Ann and spitting into her crimson skirts. Joe killed many clocks because he puked over Ann's
bologna. The bologna wasn't dead it just played hopscotch all night, until Santa- Claus brought home many Barbies and miniature Bens that broke.
So, basically the summary is never poke sticky Victorians. They'll lick all your butts. Joe consumed sushi during the party, which was meant to become alive after spitting iPods in front of Ann
"You do ill if you praise, but worse if you censure, what you do not understand." Leonardo Da Vinci

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oops! they both ended with 'front' so I got mixed up *sorry*

Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potatoe to Joe, because he was imagining naughty pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe hated pickles so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the Devil brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous butt. She climbed down the slippery slope and sat down, her options nearly fell with boulders pushed by Joe Fingerbender but Ann punched him in the family jewels. Joe then looked around for Ann because of his need to think about elephants. She said that he ignored her eyelashes when they strangled hippopotami wrestling without iPods. The iPods freed themselves by hanging soap on Ann and spitting into her crimson skirts. Joe killed many clocks because he puked over Ann's
bologna. The bologna wasn't dead it just played hopscotch all night, until Santa- Claus brought home many Barbies and miniature Bens that broke.
So, basically the summary is never poke sticky Victorians. They'll lick all your butts. Joe consumed sushi during the party, which was meant to become alive after spitting iPods in front of Ann , then

is it O.K that I added a comma?




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Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potatoe to Joe, because he was imagining naughty pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe hated pickles so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the Devil brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous butt. She climbed down the slippery slope and sat down, her options nearly fell with boulders pushed by Joe Fingerbender but Ann punched him in the family jewels. Joe then looked around for Ann because of his need to think about elephants. She said that he ignored her eyelashes when they strangled hippopotami wrestling without iPods. The iPods freed themselves by hanging soap on Ann and spitting into her crimson skirts. Joe killed many clocks because he puked over Ann's
bologna. The bologna wasn't dead it just played hopscotch all night, until Santa- Claus brought home many Barbies and miniature Bens that broke.
So, basically the summary is never poke sticky Victorians. They'll lick all your butts. Joe consumed sushi during the party, which was meant to become alive after spitting iPods in front of Ann , then Joe[/b]
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Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potatoe to Joe, because he was imagining naughty pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe hated pickles so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the Devil brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous butt. She climbed down the slippery slope and sat down, her options nearly fell with boulders pushed by Joe Fingerbender but Ann punched him in the family jewels. Joe then looked around for Ann because of his need to think about elephants. She said that he ignored her eyelashes when they strangled hippopotami wrestling without iPods. The iPods freed themselves by hanging soap on Ann and spitting into her crimson skirts. Joe killed many clocks because he puked over Ann's bologna. The bologna wasn't dead it just played hopscotch all night, until Santa Claus brought home many Barbies and miniature Bens that broke.
So, basically the summary is never poke sticky Victorians. They'll lick all your butts. Joe consumed sushi during the party, which was meant to become alive after spitting iPods in front of Ann , then Joe flew




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Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potatoe to Joe, because he was imagining naughty pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe hated pickles so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the Devil brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous butt. She climbed down the slippery slope and sat down, her options nearly fell with boulders pushed by Joe Fingerbender but Ann punched him in the family jewels. Joe then looked around for Ann because of his need to think about elephants. She said that he ignored her eyelashes when they strangled hippopotami wrestling without iPods. The iPods freed themselves by hanging soap on Ann and spitting into her crimson skirts. Joe killed many clocks because he puked over Ann's bologna. The bologna wasn't dead it just played hopscotch all night, until Santa Claus brought home many Barbies and miniature Bens that broke.
So, basically the summary is never poke sticky Victorians. They'll lick all your butts. Joe consumed sushi during the party, which was meant to become alive after spitting iPods in front of Ann , then Joe flew away.




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Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potatoe to Joe, because he was imagining naughty pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe hated pickles so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the Devil brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous butt. She climbed down the slippery slope and sat down, her options nearly fell with boulders pushed by Joe Fingerbender but Ann punched him in the family jewels. Joe then looked around for Ann because of his need to think about elephants. She said that he ignored her eyelashes when they strangled hippopotami wrestling without iPods. The iPods freed themselves by hanging soap on Ann and spitting into her crimson skirts. Joe killed many clocks because he puked over Ann's bologna. The bologna wasn't dead it just played hopscotch all night, until Santa Claus brought home many Barbies and miniature Bens that broke.
So, basically the summary is never poke sticky Victorians. They'll lick all your butts. Joe consumed sushi during the party, which was meant to become alive after spitting iPods in front of Ann , then Joe flew away. Ann
"You do ill if you praise, but worse if you censure, what you do not understand." Leonardo Da Vinci

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Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potatoe to Joe, because he was imagining naughty pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe hated pickles so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the Devil brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous butt. She climbed down the slippery slope and sat down, her options nearly fell with boulders pushed by Joe Fingerbender but Ann punched him in the family jewels. Joe then looked around for Ann because of his need to think about elephants. She said that he ignored her eyelashes when they strangled hippopotami wrestling without iPods. The iPods freed themselves by hanging soap on Ann and spitting into her crimson skirts. Joe killed many clocks because he puked over Ann's bologna. The bologna wasn't dead it just played hopscotch all night, until Santa Claus brought home many Barbies and miniature Bens that broke.
So, basically the summary is never poke sticky Victorians. They'll lick all your butts. Joe consumed sushi during the party, which was meant to become alive after spitting iPods in front of Ann , then Joe flew away. Ann became
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Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potatoe to Joe, because he was imagining naughty pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe hated pickles so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the Devil brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous butt. She climbed down the slippery slope and sat down, her options nearly fell with boulders pushed by Joe Fingerbender but Ann punched him in the family jewels. Joe then looked around for Ann because of his need to think about elephants. She said that he ignored her eyelashes when they strangled hippopotami wrestling without iPods. The iPods freed themselves by hanging soap on Ann and spitting into her crimson skirts. Joe killed many clocks because he puked over Ann's bologna. The bologna wasn't dead it just played hopscotch all night, until Santa Claus brought home many Barbies and miniature Bens that broke.
So, basically the summary is never poke sticky Victorians. They'll lick all your butts. Joe consumed sushi during the party, which was meant to become alive after spitting iPods in front of Ann , then Joe flew away. Ann became disgruntled
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Joe once smelled sushi coming from the toilet. Ann didn't give a potatoe to Joe, because he was imagining naughty pranks involving birds poop and underwear. Joe hated pickles so Ann never punched the cow. For when she did, the mess danced nonsensically into vegetation and muddy shoes. Joe loved cookies so the Devil brought some chocolate buttons that growled at Fido because she ate their underwear. The funky monkeys screamed shrilly and hid his hat beneath Ann's enormous butt. She climbed down the slippery slope and sat down, her options nearly fell with boulders pushed by Joe Fingerbender but Ann punched him in the family jewels. Joe then looked around for Ann because of his need to think about elephants. She said that he ignored her eyelashes when they strangled hippopotami wrestling without iPods. The iPods freed themselves by hanging soap on Ann and spitting into her crimson skirts. Joe killed many clocks because he puked over Ann's bologna. The bologna wasn't dead it just played hopscotch all night, until Santa Claus brought home many Barbies and miniature Bens that broke.
So, basically the summary is never poke sticky Victorians. They'll lick all your butts. Joe consumed sushi during the party, which was meant to become alive after spitting iPods in front of Ann , then Joe flew away. Ann became disgruntled about



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