One word at a time

This story is crazy but amazing. Thank you all for actually posting on this craziness.

Story so far: (I've been keeping track since the start, this is really amusing.)

Her life unexpectedly changed with a chance that will destroy everything she once had held dear to this life. But sadly the chance was lost and now nothing will mean anything to her. Maybe she will see that her life was once again changed but maybe just once in her deranged and thoughtless life she could find someone who could find love.

He, thought, an angel has been unenthusiastically thrown off the highest valued mountain because of this stupid thing that destroyed every single pizza and annihilated the government building but because of John Smith no it was actually according to my research of irrelevant facts that misled orphans of mass destruction, combusting into surprisingly deadly and odorous. The whale decided that it was foolish to fly magically through the sky yet something made it think.

“Why not?”

It wasn’t like a whale eating krill freshly cooked over couldn’t have flown past one giant marshmallow, that’s eating an orange polka-dotted zebra. And after it vanished into thin custard pie that tasted like victory sweeping through the outer layers of my body split in between space and cheesecake made it scintillate in heaven yet I was still sadly alive when I started to walk through the pits of lard and sneezed all of the mushrooms into another fast portal which sends non-mushrooms into oblivion but somehow the part that made actual sense was not helpful when chickens flew into bacon then evaporated as fast as the massive asteroid leaving the earth turned left at the planet cheese are going to invade a strange story that was created in a cubicle. Where everyone died, somehow I reincarnated into a dog breeder and feeder. Then they did a very strange looking experiment with fuzzy bunnies and scruffy rats that have rainbow eyes and purple tails that glowed a sparkly lot.

There was a very interesting sound echoing loudly through the tunnel so that not only I could have a party but somebody else is knocking at the door, so more life exploded into giant fruit cakes were creating a massive unicorn. Sleep through lava pouring volcano. Erupted when I was sneezing on my handkerchief, I am walking down the road that was not as wide as the giraffe. That was here yesterday, and gone today. We should go flying next to the aeroplane on whatever the thing that was there in Mount Olympus there once was nine brilliant deformed man sit at sea he coughed like some amazing mental disorder woman but it flew to the moon with his cute watermelon cat.

The fire melon seeds which fell said that “I will not allow you to do that what is something that you do for you see-ing that it is lost to my ants mound and dirt but it still was there sadly.”

And POOP was on the floor. Then a cow spoke and rampaged the lands. Suddenly broke out of the ice-cream cone.

“Wow.” Screamed the. Cow ate a piece of Grass which we did Not. So eat? Because of this thing we are amazing the thing of something must be an exciting thing. Although, we are getting so close to sun-ny days, the world must become something more interesting. We are growing into evil jackets full of bombs. They however hated penguins and ice-creams but Batman and superman battled and fought. His mother jailed Joker a gift from above Mars. There once was an