Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.
Yesterday there was a dinosaur that flew across land, but when he died he was sad. His name was Floofy because it sounded goofy because that was the Uzi Plumana. He was blown up to bits and pieces and fragments of poop because he gallivanted with Sparrows and Mammoths. Suddenly he stepped back on the pig then he came to hell to save people from flying through flames coloured in purple, and then after that something ate poop because it had some work done on its novel. The little big fish then ate something spicy and began to hyperventilate, then went shopping to find a pencil to draw a pigeon that flew over
HERE>>OTAKU FOR LIFE<<HERE "People's feelings are memories that transcend time[that's why they're so hard to forget]." - Steins;Gate(Makise) "I'm not stupid. I'm just too lazy to show how smart I am." -Hyouka(Oreki)
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