The User Below You ... [3]

I don't think so...

TUBM is lingering on YWS as long as they dare.

Yeah... my eardrums shall regret it any moment now

TUBM is worried for some reason

Well, yes and no. Mayhaps. Not really.

TUBM has a complicated relationship with their mom, like me.

Not at all. She shouts at me, I ignore her. Easy as can be

TUBM doesn't see their father often

Not exactly. Depends if he's busy or not. If he is, then I see him once a day.

TUBM thinks their dad is awesome, like me.

Hmm.... sometimes he's hilarous

TUBM often thinks thoughts they know a good child shouldn't think about their family

Sometimes, though not necessarily my immediate family. More like cousins. I'm guessing you do...?

TUBM thinks cousins can be both awesome and annoying.

I do, and regret it.
Well, I haven't seen them in a while

TUBM is embarassed often

Depends on your Definition of often...

TUBM is my one true love.

Oh wow. You really want to top my record, don't you? Well then yes, naturally

TUBM is Day

Nope.

TUBM is irritated that I broke the chain of posts.

Alas, some form of regret is warranted. But you're pardoned because you're Payne

TUBM has joined my SB and is looking forward to it

Indeed.

TUBM is multi-tasking.

Sort of.

TUBM can't sleep

Dead Wrong. I can sleep anytime.

TUBM isn't for real.