Why ask Why?

Simple. Ask an annoying question like, Why do banks have branches, even though money doesn't grow on trees? All you do is ask an annoying question, with an obvious answer. The question must start with WHY. (you do not have to answer the questions, but you can if you want.)

What disease did cured ham have?

Um...I don't really know.

Why do we have to go to school.(does this question work?)

To develop skills to get a good job

LOL 'the question must start with 'why', then why didn't yours?

Yeah, that is an okay question. It's annoying so it works !

Why is that my cat, weighing about 5lbs and being roughly 1.5ft in length, still insists on taking up 80% of my bed?

It's obvious! Cats are the rulers and we are thier servants. They can tolerate us enough to let us sleep on their thrones!

Why do parents have to suck up all the fun up into their no fun vacuum cleaner? (in other words, Why are they so boring?)

becasue being an adult sucks so they want you to feel the pain.

why do we ask questions? why cant we just get answers before we even ask?

Because if that were so, there'd be no need to seek knowledge. Many monks would be out of a job.

Why is the sky blue?

God dumped a bucket of blue paint into the air.
Why do they call them "terrible twos" when three year-olds can be just as awful?

To kid themselves that the awfulness only lasts a year instead of a lifetime.

Why would a computer explode into frogspawn and daises when poked?

Because of the moon jumping out of the sky to kiss it

Why do frogs have those funny lumps that look like the lumps on a pickle?

Because in the 17th century, a pickle was injected with a fluid that caused them to come alive, thus creating frogs.

Why must people steal?