Names that you'd like to name your kid but probably cant.

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When I was little, I didn't know anything about Nazi's and I said I was going to name my daughter Swastika.
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10/10 that would be hilarious, although it may be a bit politically incorrect.

I'd name my kid Edwardunderscorethreenineseveneightfour, cause numbers and signs probably are illegal in one's name.




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I love the movie Frozen, but I'd probably take things too far if I named my kids Anna and Elsa.


I will probably, however, name my daughter Lucrezia. If I have another one I'll probably name her Annamarie, my great grandmother's name...then I could just call my two prospective daughters Anna and Lucy. :P

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Doge names like Spike and Jag.
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Mungo, Pompous.
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Blastus, a wonderful Bible name. Great name for a boy. :D
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I think Stormageddon would be a perfectly reasonable name.
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Bob
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@MarbleToast I love it!

I've always loved Alabaster as a boy's name. But I don't think my kid would thank me for it.
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