Which three things would you like to have in prison?

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Hello. I just came upon this issue, and found it interesting.

If you were sent to prison, which three luxuries would you like to have? Within limits, of course. Just interested of what people would like to have.

Mine are:

1. A library.
2. Privacy.
3. White chocolate.
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(White chocolate? Gross! >.<)

1. Pencil and paper
2. Laptop w/ internet
3. a REAL bathroom

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A rock hammer, a poster of Rita Hayworth and Morgan Freeman.
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1. Rita Hayworth
2. A poster of Morgan Freeman
3. A pardon
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1. Organic food
2. My dog
3. And super-man powers
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Obviously:
1. Super Powers to break out and erase memories
2. Laptop w/unlimited internet access
3. To be let out within 2 days under any circumstances
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1. A get out of jail free card.
2. A signed copy of "Dude, where's my car?"
3. Tube socks.
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1. Comics.
2. Notebook and pen.
3. Coffee.

Those should do! My awesome prison time! Yay! :')




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1. A shower for myself
2. A balcony
3. Internet
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

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1. An e-reader (unlimited amount of books!!)
2. pen and paper
3. A bible




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1. Laptop with internet
2. Private shower
3. Good snacks

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MailicedeNamedy wrote:1. A shower for myself
2. A balcony
3. Internet


I change 2. A balcony to 2. My own library.
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

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Loads of food.
Library.
Spouse.




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Part of me wants to add "friends" to the list but I don't want them in prison xD perhaps we could all just get a big villa together and go under house arrest? I could vibe with that...

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With some butlers and a private DJ! I´m in!
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside



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