The great learning opportunities.
Who stole thee cake.
By Zell
Narrator: (Miss E walks in going mad saying learning opportunities make her stop please I can’t take this any more *jumps out window*).
Zach: well that was weird.
Rose: just a bit.
Rachael: what do you mean just a bit?
Miss E: *locks shocked* LEARNING OPPERTUNITIES.
Zach: ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.
Mike: what the hell is going on here *snogs may* woo hoo.
Miss E: ARG who stole thee cake alas alack all is lost.
Mike: (very quickly) it was me and may.
May: it was us miss.
Miss E: after school detention.
Mike and May: result.
Back up narrator: they always snog all the way through it.
May: to darn true and proud of it as well.
Miss E: DO SOME WORK NON NOBILIEST STUDENTS!!!
All: ARG
Mike and May: oh well *snogs*.
Mr K: (before he even looks at the class) tuck your shirts in and mike and may stop snogging.
All: WOW he’s good at that.
Back up narrator: the fire bell goes off and Mr k doesn’t realise the false alarm.
Mr K: FIRE FIRE AL QUEDA ATTACK RUN FOR YOUR LIVES.
Miss E: (gets all her learning equipment including the interactive white board) RUN AWAY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Zach: this is getting weird now.
Rachael: never Zach.
Zach: yeah it is actually.
Rose: be quiet
Mike:*sings the song quiet by Ian Dury and the blockheads* wahey.
All: shut it and run cause the teachers have ran away.
May: come over to mine and let’s do something great.
Mike: *very quickly* ok then what do you have on mind.
May: homework of course.
Mike: of course exactly what I was thinking.
May: really I have to go to the toilet be right back.
Mike: ok.
Zach: you weren’t thinking about homework were you because you never do it.
Mike: no I wasn’t but shush don’t want her to know.
Zach: I know *walks away*.
May: *comes back* hello *starts snogging mike*.
Mike: hello having fun.
May. I am now.
END.
