This season's hit: The Fart Whisperer’s Daughter

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The Fart Whisperer’s Daughter

He was the alpha male of their tribe of ferret-men. She was the daughter of their medicine-ferret, known as the dark fart-whisperer. He would roam the woods alone, sniffing for destiny. And farts.
But can they find love in a world where clockwork iguanas from the future are bent on enslaving all ferret wizards to stop the prophesy from coming true?
Passion and courage are not enough, and she is the only one who can find the real answer, for she is… the fart whisperer’s daughter!

A romping good read!
Diana Horseblowski

Exquisite world-building!
Nancy Wolftesticloff

A must for all lovers of fart-whispering!
Nicholas Crudd



One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down.
— Proverb from Romania and Russia