Minnesota Buglars... Caught

http://wcco.com/local/local_story_132000042.html

*Sighs*
I can just remember sitting next to Ramon... he was such a little dork. Heh...
He hasn't cut his hair since Valarie stopped yelling at him either...
*God... God... God...*
He used to sit next to me in 4 of my classes, and now he's here... 14 years old he's here?
Sad to say I knew him, because now I feel so confused...
Though my beliefs it was him were confirmed when teh cops mentioned "ONe day will be on Worlds Stupidest Criminals."
Pfffft.

Incase you're wondering, and I don't want to explain, the one I knew is in the yellow hat and muscle shirt.

Yeah, I know that feeling; I wonder where some of the kids I used to play football with went - jail cells around the city, some of them. It's sad.

I jsut can't believe it, I knew he was a bit slow and impulsive but gah...
And the stupidity proves it was him basically.

You've got to be stupid to be a petty criminal, really. It's just such a shame that people in the richest country in the world still need to resort to stealing small amounts of money.

Rich? America?
HAHAHA!

I want to move to Switzerland or Iceland, now THAT's Rich.

We're in debt over more money than you'd see in your life... something 3 trillion blah blah blah.
*sighs*

American Idiots, what we are