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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (Twitterized)

confetti · 2011-07-27T03:00:54Z

HARRY_P I make the witches holla _______________________________________________________________________________ HARRY_P @Dobby Thanks a lot for dropping that cake on my uncle’s boss… 29 Jul _______________________________________________________________________________ HARRY_P Locked inside my room for the rest of the summer S.O.S!! 30 Jul _______________________________________________________________________________ HARRY_P @RonWeasley well, it’s about damn time. 31 Jul _______________________________________________________________________________ HARRY_P Chillen in Ron Weasley’s #flyingcar … NBD! 2 Aug _______________________________________________________________________________ HARRY_P @HermioneG are you going to #DiagonAlley tomorrow to get your books? 30 Aug _______________________________________________________________________________ HARRY_P Met Gilderoy Lockhart today at the book store … meh 31 Aug _______________________________________________________________________________ HARRY_P #WTF . WHY CAN’T ME AND RON GET THROUGH THE PLATFORM 1 Sept _______________________________________________________________________________ HARRY_P Never drive a flying car to Hogwarts and land in the whomping willow… detention for a month 1 Sept _______________________________________________________________________________ HARRY_P @MalfoyD I thought you had to be good to be on the quidditch team lol! 20 Sept _______________________________________________________________________________ HARRY_P So apparently the #chamberofsecrets has been opened… kinda sucks 20 Oct _______________________________________________________________________________ HARRY_P Great job, Lockhart, I love having no bones in my arm… 3 Nov _______________________________________________________________________________ HARRY_P Figured out that I can speak parseltongue. What now bitches! 11 Dec _______________________________________________________________________________ HARRY_P @NH_Nick sorry about you getting petrified and all, feel better soon! 10 Jan _______________________________________________________________________________ HARRY_P Who’s making #polyjuice potion? RON, HERMIONE, AND ME! 11 Jan _______________________________________________________________________________ HARRY_P Note to self: Never throw books at moaning Myrtle 2 Feb _______________________________________________________________________________ HARRY_P Found this sick ass diary in the sink today, finders keepers! 13 Feb _______________________________________________________________________________ HARRY_P Who found a diary that replies? ME. Greetings, Tom Riddle. 15 Feb _______________________________________________________________________________ HARRY_P @HermioneG get well soon! We all miss you. 4 Mar _______________________________________________________________________________ HARRY_P Can’t believe @Hagrid_R was taken away today… WTF Hogwarts 4 Mar _______________________________________________________________________________ HARRY_P Gonna follow some spiders into the forest today, wish me and Ron luck! 5 Mar _______________________________________________________________________________ HARRY_P OMG OMG OMG - THESE SPIDERS ARE THE SIZE OF A CAR 5 Mar _______________________________________________________________________________ HARRY_P Kguys, turns out the monster in the chamber is a #basilisk . Who woulda thunk. 30 Mar _______________________________________________________________________________ HARRY_P Ginny was taken into the chamber?? Is this an April fools day joke?? 1 Apr _______________________________________________________________________________ HARRY_P @RonWeasley ready for the chamber tonight? ;) 2 Apr _______________________________________________________________________________ HARRY_P @RonWeasley sorry that last post sounded extremely wrong 2 Apr _______________________________________________________________________________ HARRY_P Hoooooly Shit guys, turns out Tom Riddle IS Voldemort … Awkward. 2 Apr _______________________________________________________________________________ HARRY_P Just got back from the chamber… here’s the scoop: defeated a basilisk and stabbed Tom’s diary with its fang. Defeated Voldemort again. Who’s the #boss ! 3 Apr _______________________________________________________________________________ Hey guys, this was just for fun, but feel free to review your hearts out. Enjoy!

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Fri Aug 12, 2011 7:23 am

rayhutch5 says... · Fri Aug 12, 2011 7:23 am

This was so incredibly epic that I don't even know what to say. I absolutely adore the idea of it and how much you took advantage of the comic potential. This so made my day and I hope that you do more of these! Awesome work!

Rachael :D

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Fri Aug 12, 2011 2:38 pm

originalhobbit says... · Fri Aug 12, 2011 2:38 pm

This is great, it totally made my day. I love how cocky Harry is, and how the posts are in chronological order, it's a nice touch. My favorite post has to be "OMG, these spiders are the size of a car!", It perfectly sums up that part of the books. However, I would have liked to have posts by more of the characters, that would have been really interesting and there would be a lot more potential for humor, in my opinion.

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Sat Aug 13, 2011 4:34 pm

sarahjane97 says... · Sat Aug 13, 2011 4:34 pm

Wow, I am literally in love with this. I'm a Harry Potter fanatic, but I don't take it too seriously. It was hilarious to see Harry acting...well...not like Harry. As others before me have said, please make more! This is such a original idea!!!

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Sun Aug 14, 2011 5:39 am

NaRachel says... · Sun Aug 14, 2011 5:39 am

Soooooo funny! Thanks for the laughs

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You grow from the inside
Destroy everything through
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Erupt like volcano
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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (Twitterized)

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