The way to get girls
Sigh and stutter when she’s there,
gaze at moonlight, grasp at air;
talk of love all night and day,
think of pretty things to say.
Tell her things you do not mean
of beauties she has never seen;
all of which you must declare,
to her grace has no compare.
Flatter her until she sighs,
declare that she is your demise;
tell her she’s the only one,
without her, all the light is gone.
Speak of love that lasts forever,
vow that you will never leave her.
flatter her until she sighs,
pause a bit, then tell more lies.
