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Dang it, shes in there! <- me when I found out my sister was in the shower.
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey

Teacher: What do we, in the U.S enjoy from places like Mexico?
Student: Wait, legally?

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Good night, puuuupy my little puuupy baaaaby i love you i loooooooove you.
babytalk to my dog
Naked I came from my mother's womb, and naked I will depart.
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"Ooh it looks stormy outside!"
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psychopaths and mystery writers.

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"Why on Earth would I be watching EastEnders???"
"Ruth.
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"So you just decided to make a hatred when you haven't looked into anything about it?"
"I'm fearless in my heart
They will always see that in my eyes
I am the passion, I am the warfare
I will never stop
Always constant,
Accurate,
Intense"
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"Rwewease Woga!"
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey

Teacher: What do we, in the U.S enjoy from places like Mexico?
Student: Wait, legally?

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"Hmm..." I know, I'm just so loquacious. :P
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.

I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle




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"MOM THE CAT IS NOT EVIL!" lol :lol: this is completly true :thud:




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"Monday is going to be interesting."
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I have three job interviews, four classes, cleaning and organizing, helping out a friend, and possibly a bit birthday shopping.

"I'm really going to have to be organized to pull this off."
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Yeah, and when the time comes, I'll empathize. For now, I'll focus on something more cheerful.

"Ow." <--I stubbed my toe.
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"Stupid desk."

Yeah, it's always the same piece of furniture, too.
Last edited by Urban on Sat Jan 09, 2010 1:36 am, edited 1 time in total.
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"Ouch."

I use to do the same thing when I was younger. I had a horse step on my foot once and a walnut make gash on the bottom of my foot. But no broken bones yet.
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"Scrappy being sick is sucky..." Me to my cat
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey

Teacher: What do we, in the U.S enjoy from places like Mexico?
Student: Wait, legally?

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"lolz"
it's like lol plus a nosebleed. It kind of dribbles out of your mouth.
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