This is something I wrote when I was about 8, judging by the handwriting, which I will now edit and post (I spelled "suggest" "sugjust"). No need to take it seriously--I just thought it was kind of funny.
For a witch, it's time to eat
when she wants a tasty treat.
She will usually want some juicy meat,
like a feathered parakeet.
Or maybe if she's in the mood,
she might like some better food.
And if I just might suggest,
a little pinch of fairy dust.
Fairies are very easy to scare
if you know how to pull their hair.
If you squeeze their little ears
if you juice out all their tears.
But only use a little bit,
don't use more than a pinch of it.
If you use a little more
it will blow you out the door.
Then we'll flush you down the loo
and that will be the end of you!
