My secret, no-parents party!

Hey guys! My parents are gone and I've always wondered what it was like to throw one of these parties, so I decided to have one! The only problem is that I'm too goodie-to-shoes to do it...and I probably don't have enough friends to do it. So, I though what the heck! I'll invite my friends on YWS!

So, from now on, you are all invited to my secret, no-parents-allowed party! Bring your dance moves, games, food(!) and rootbeer! And everyone should bring their favorite party music! But there are rules, no drugs, cigarettes, or alcohol (except rootbeer!). If any of these are found on your person I will send my personal bodyguard, Bill, to escort you out.

Spoiler

Now we wouldn't want me to have to send Bill on ya, now would we? No, I didn't think so.

Now let the party begin!!!!

Cue the music! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzlNFcT2aOE

I have never thrown a party either. But It'd be cool to have one like you described.