Stalking My Stalker

You shouldn't have changed the title! You made it so obvious! lol XD

Haha! This was really comedic and awesome.

He knows almost everything about me.
My name, my beliefs, where I go to school,
Who's my crush, my mom and what I consider cool.

He knows when I was born,
when I'm doing homework or going to bed.
He knows I like chocolate, sunflowers
and that I'm always late.

He knows almost everything I do.
Where I go and when I leave.
Actually, he knows what I'm doing right now;
Procrastinating Comma watching T.V.

He keeps refreshing my profile's URL,
Hoping to see any update.
He knows what I think and when I feel loved,
I change my status to let him know.

Yep, my dear stalker knows some things.
I can see him from my window looking at my pics.
I'm his new neighbor and I could watch him day and night,
I bet the teenage creep doesn't know that.

I only found one place that needed a comma, and other than that, your story is awwwesome.

Hahaha.. This made my day... Thankz and keep it up.

Hello, m'dear. Nice poem you got here. I can see you really meant it to be funny. It was funny.

OK, there was only one line I wasn't sure was grammatically right:

Procrastinating watching T.V.

From what I can see, is that it has two gerunds; and I don't even know if that's possible! I know what you were trying to tell, but I'm just not quite sure because of the sentence itself.

My favorite line here would be:

He keeps refreshing my profile's URL,

It's epically funny. I could relate to that. Whoopz! I mean, a lot of Fb'er and YWSers would. That's why I guess stalkers pretty much prefer Twitter. Too bad not everyone is there.

So, this was all in all, light to read, funny, and not to mention fun. I like the simplicity of it. The only nitpick I have of it, is the way you capitalize a line even though you used a comma in the previous sentence. And then, at some parts you didn't apply that.

He knows I like chocolate, sunflowers
and that I'm always late.

See? But that's pretty much it.

P.S. Don't worry guys, I don't have neighbor stalker... I think. e.o

Well, that's good! Phew!

Jash

Darn you, Sol. I was going to post "Letters to my Stalker" (my ACTUAL stalker) but now it will look like I'm copying you.

NUUUUUUUUUH! Post it! D8< NAO!

Nevar. Seriously though, she's been following me around for three years. First year, I figured she was a loner in need of a friend. Second year, I decided she was a lesbian or a bisexual with a crush on me. Third year, this year, I came out as bi, and caught her staring at me in the locker room multiple times and being "extra friendly", i.e. following me more, then deciding that the second idea IS in fact the case. She transferred to my art class. My problem is that she has no friends and is super nice, despite the super creepiness. It's like kicking a parasitic puppy. T_T

Hi.. Well firs off, You got what you wanted.. probably (that's my guess..) You must have wanted people to laugh on reading this.. and guess what, You got it!! I was laughing very hard and my bro was shouting at me shut up!! It was very well written.. Loved It!!! good job once again!!
Harshita:)

Hahaha! Yea, it's an idiotic stalker you got there. Too much ego to not notice that you're watching him too.
I loved it!

I really liked this, akwardly. But it was really good, I didn't really see the humor, but it was a good and a unigque poem. I've never hear anything like this before. But I liked it, I mean teh stalking part was kind of creepy but it is the grammar we're looking for and when I looked it was good! You shoudl keep on writing abotu stalkers or even unicorns. Also I am glasd you donm't (think) you have a stalker. lol good luck! Keep on writing becuas eyoru way is very unique, I like a wide imagination.

Great job I really like this poem!!! Its very creepy at the thought of having a stalker.

Awesome! Although I don't think you need the "and" in the second to last line.

I absolutely loved this poem, it's good to see a bit of comedy in poetry. Keep writing!

Sish

I liked it ,pretty funny actually and obviousely other people do to so ,keep up wiriting.