There's a Decepticon on My Wall

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Dear UND Lab Inc.,
I bought two of your LED nightlights at the dollar store because I knew they would save me money on the power bill. They weren't 60 bucks apiece, like the LED edison screw bulbs. That would be a good band name, by the way, the Edison Screw Bulbs, but I think you guys are in China, and I don't know whether Chinese lab techs typically spend their downtime playing in bands... but I digress.
There's a nightlight in my daughter's room, and one in the bathroom. I notice that the nightlights project a decepticon logo on my wall. They fill me with dread every time I see them, which is usually at night. I don't like the decepticons. They're deceitful, hence the name I suppose, and evil. How would you like it if I sold you a bread box with a portrait of Chairman Mao inside it. (Oh wait, are you Communists? Not that I mind really. George Bush then, no one likes George Bush - Junior, Senior, take your pick .) Anyway, that's what I feel like. Betrayed by an ostensibly neutral product.
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And here's the real rub for me, what if I had decided to plug the nightlight in underneath a window? Probably I'd never have noticed the decepticon logo, blissfully ignorant of the image being beamed skyward like some kind of evil bat-signal. I don't want to even speculate about what would have happened to my family if I'd done that. I don't know what affilliation you have with the decepticons if any. I only ask that you consider making Autobot nightlights instead. I'll feel safer. And maybe instead of the dollar store, you'll be able to sell them at department stores.




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XD oh man that is too funny! Decepticon? I would have never guessed. Brilliant work, really.
"And when you're out there,
without care, yeah,
I was out of touch!
But it wasn't because I didn't know enough,
I just knew too much."




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XD oh man that is too funny! Decepticon? I would have never guessed. Brilliant work, really.
"And when you're out there,
without care, yeah,
I was out of touch!
But it wasn't because I didn't know enough,
I just knew too much."




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XD oh man that is too funny! Decepticon? I would have never guessed. Brilliant work, really.
"And when you're out there,
without care, yeah,
I was out of touch!
But it wasn't because I didn't know enough,
I just knew too much."




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Really funny.
Poor you! You have to sleep at night knowing that a decepticon is in your house planning to destroy the world :( :p
I wish that it was a autobot too. And you know what's way more sad? IT'S NOT A COOL CAR!!! It's just a nightlight!!!
I don't know what to say to you anymore!! You're situation is really touching.
And I want to give a big review to get a lot of points so that's why I am babbling so much. Sorry.
Don't mind the next part, just trying to do a big review.
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Really sorry about that.
Again, it was really really funny :D



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