This was actually my English assignment today. Write a poetic poem to turn someone into something. (Note, we are in fact reading Macbeth right now.)
‘gine shake damper, vibration absorber
Mingled and mixed with the torque converter.
Suspension bolts and rusted beam axels
Thrown in a vat of transmission fluid.
A single hood and trunk release cable,
Chopped up and boiled with some crumbling spark plugs.
An odometer from an eighty-eight,
The make and the model do not matter.
Shake the transmission fluid for an hour,
Or - if you dare taste - until it’s gone sour.
Bring a puddle of asphalt to simmer,
And ‘fore you know it, you’ll be wheel-bound forever.
