Hit the Penguin [2]

Firestarter · 2011-03-16T15:46:39Z

If you've ever participated in a scavenger hunt, you might know about this, but to others, it could be brand new. About six and a half years ago, when the site was in its very infancy (just over a week old), Nate had to do some fixes on the site and it wad down briefly. In its place, there was the Penguin hitting game. It was an epic gladiatorial contest. Okay, I'm lying, everybody sucked but EBM. I thought it was time for a revival. So I announce the Second YWS Contest to Decide Who Can Hit a Penguin the Farthest. Current YWS World Record: 647, by electricbluemonkey. There's no real rules, post your score here. If it's really high, try and post a screencap or nobody will believe you. If you don't know how to post a screencap, you automatically cannot win this game. There's lots of places to play the game, I use this little site because it's quick to load. But wherever you like. p.s. I'm really bad at the game. p.p.s It's possible Nate uploaded a long-hack version, because I can't get farther than 300.

MeanMrMustard

Gender

Points 7386

Reviews 159

Wed Mar 16, 2011 4:36 pm

MeanMrMustard says... · Wed Mar 16, 2011 4:36 pm

:0 So close, yet so far.

You are evil Jack. What am I going to do in class today???

Quote

JabberHut

Supporter

Gender

Points 83957

Reviews 1464

Wed Mar 16, 2011 4:40 pm

JabberHut says... · Wed Mar 16, 2011 4:40 pm

My sister just got 593.5 too. XD I've a screenshot if you want, but it's kind of redundant.

I'm not sure you can get higher than this though! I keep trying!

EDIT: My brother just got 593.5 too. Someone get higher! Seriously!

EDIT: And now sister got it again. Crazy. Also, I'm very sorry, M&M&M. XD I'm sure you'll beat 593.5 eventually!

I make my own policies.

Quote

MeanMrMustard

Gender

Points 7386

Reviews 159

Wed Mar 16, 2011 4:41 pm

MeanMrMustard says... · Wed Mar 16, 2011 4:41 pm

I WANT TO PUNCH ONE OF YOU PUNY HUMANS!
ESPECIALLY THE ONE NAMED JABBER!

Quote

Kale

Gender

Points 72525

Reviews 1220

Wed Mar 16, 2011 5:02 pm

Kale says... · Wed Mar 16, 2011 5:02 pm

: penguinhit705.png (13.29 KiB) Viewed 486 times

Spoiler

Then again, I may have used a different one seeing as how the tags look a little different.

And I think I found the one with mines!

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/games/pingu2

And my score for that one:

Spoiler

: penguinhitabs.png (21.53 KiB) Viewed 465 times

Secretly a Kyllorac, sometimes a Murtle.
There are no chickens in Hyrule.
Princessence: A LMS Project
WRFF | KotGR

Quote

JabberHut

Supporter

Gender

Points 83957

Reviews 1464

Wed Mar 16, 2011 5:04 pm

JabberHut says... · Wed Mar 16, 2011 5:04 pm

Proven wrong! Yay, Kyll! *applauds*

I make my own policies.

Quote

MeanMrMustard

Gender

Points 7386

Reviews 159

Wed Mar 16, 2011 5:07 pm

MeanMrMustard says... · Wed Mar 16, 2011 5:07 pm

Where is yours Ky? :0

Quote

JabberHut

Supporter

Gender

Points 83957

Reviews 1464

Wed Mar 16, 2011 5:15 pm

JabberHut says... · Wed Mar 16, 2011 5:15 pm

Omg, Kyll found the mines. *click!*

By the way, said link contains a little gorey animation, but look past that and you shouldn't get light-headed or anything. Promise!

EDIT: 1016.3 on Kyll's. D: *keeps trying*

I make my own policies.

Quote

Kamas

Gender

Points 49068

Reviews 373

Wed Mar 16, 2011 5:16 pm

Kamas says... · Wed Mar 16, 2011 5:16 pm

I can't get any further then 553.7 D:

"Nothing is permanent in this wicked world - not even our troubles." ~ Charles Chaplin

#tnt

Quote

lilymoore

Supporter

Gender

Points 28467

Reviews 675

Wed Mar 16, 2011 7:21 pm

lilymoore says... · Wed Mar 16, 2011 7:21 pm

I'm just miserable at this game.

Never forget who you are, for surely the world will not. Make it your strength. Then it can never be your weakness. Armor yourself in it, and it will never be used to hurt you.

Quote

Ranger Hawk

Gender

Points 30278

Reviews 482

Wed Mar 16, 2011 9:25 pm

Ranger Hawk says... · Wed Mar 16, 2011 9:25 pm

820.3 on the landmine version. XD

There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.
I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle

Quote

KatTrain

Gender

Points 7297

Reviews 156

Wed Mar 16, 2011 10:29 pm

KatTrain says... · Wed Mar 16, 2011 10:29 pm

320.1
woot?

Wait.. mine game's different D:

So, a dyslexic man walks into a bra....

Quote

LittlePetRock

Gender

Points 4134

Reviews 61

Thu Mar 17, 2011 10:17 pm

LittlePetRock says... · Thu Mar 17, 2011 10:17 pm

I cannot and WILL NOT condone the whacking of penguins. But...
410.5
412.1
574.3
576.2

Star light; star bright,
It is time to take flight.
Off I go through the dark of night.
All my hopes and dreams in sight.

Quote

Vasticity

Gender

Points 7577

Reviews 126

Sat Mar 19, 2011 7:24 am

Vasticity says... · Sat Mar 19, 2011 7:24 am

489.2
490.3
501.9
542.9
556
578.1
685
718.2

Now I'm NEVER PLAYING IT AGAIN. Video games are far too addicting for me.

(Also, this game is gruesome. You hit him, destroying God knows how many organs and bones, and then the little sign comes in to finish the job. :smt119

)

And the angel said unto him, “stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself.” But lo, he could not stop, for the angel was hitting him with his own hands.

Quote