Corrupt a Wish [3]

Granted but then you'd get really homesick and you won't be able to return home because you lost your purse which contained your Visa, passport and all your savings.

I wish I could fly.

Granted but you fly so high you burn up in space.

I wish I didn't need to sleep.

Granted! But then you never sleep again. Which is bad. Very bad.

I wish Cory Monteith never passed away.

Spoiler

Iggy wrote:Granted! But then you never sleep again. Which is bad. Very bad.

It said "I wish I didn't need to sleep" which pretty much means that it's not bad not to sleep. :3

Granted, but everyone else dies. Then eventually Cory Monteith dies out, and you, given random immortality lives a life of loneliness and sadness.

I wish that I was happy.

Granted, but you can only achieve it by killing your friends.

I wish that I had something to do.

Granted, but then you'll tire out and die.

I wish the world could be at peace.

Granted, but you die for it to happen.

I wish I could be invincible.

Granted, but only for the second. The next second, you're weaker than a fly.

I wish I did more reviews.

Granted, but you'd earn no points.

I wish I knew what I wanted to major in.

Granted, but you have to go to Mars afterwards and live there.

I wish this wish didn't have to be corrupted until this wish was at the end of corruption.

WHUT?

Granted, but requires a blood sacrifice.

I that I could speak every language fluently!

Granted, but you can never speak the right language in the situation.(For example, Spanish when you need English, or English when you need Arabic.)

I wish I could play music as loud as I want and not have the police called for a noise ordinance.

Granted, but loose your sense of hearing.

I wish these games weren't so addicting!

Granted, but now you never play them and grow incredibly bored.

I wish I had more money!

Granted, but then you'd lose it all gambling.

I wish that this wish would be so corrupted that somebody wouldn't be able to corrupt it anymore than it already is.
(It may be a challenge, so I dare you to take this one and corrupt it!)