Odd song lyrics

Post the song lyrics you find odd here. Then rate them on a scale of 0-10. 10 being the oddest. I'll start.

"DJ, blow my speakers up" -Tik Tok Kei$ha

5/10 I'm sorry, but I HATE that song.

"Don't give me no lip, I got enough of my own" Said by the lovely Steven Tyler...for those of you who know who he is, which you should, you will understand the utter funniness of this line

6/10
I get it, I just don't think it's that odd/funny. (That's only my opinion)

"Jumping out the window, moving on, criusing on. Which way will the wind blow, you can't be wrong, so say so long."
Pick U Up by Adam Lambert

7/10 after rereading it for a while it made sense.
"Now I'm feelin' so fly like a G6"
Like a G6- Far East Movement

6/10
I'm sure this would make more sense if I knew what a G6 was.

"My momma raised me in the dirty south, a country gentleman, so you best watch your mouth!"
Kountry Gentlemen ~ Family Force 5

9/10
Probably I am not familiar with American's culture, because I totally do not get it...

"Would you save my life, if I set my hair on fire?" - Fall with me by Paul Van Dyk

5/10

"I'm standing alone in a crowded room and we're not speaking" Taylor Swift The Story Of Us
(After I thought about it for a while I got it, but I still think it's odd)

5/10 I got it but I had to read it twice.
"A man is lying on the street- some punk's chopped off his head and I'm the only one who stops to see if he's dead. Turns out he's dead.
Flight of the Conchords "Think About It"

5/10
I'm not sure I like those lyrics.

"Catnip and honey, teatime and all over town
(all over town, all over town)
houses of candy, build 'em up and then burn 'em down
(burn em down, just burn em down)"
Adam Lambert-Down The Rabbit Hole

Midwest Love Affair,
I bend when I am Bored,
Late night Liquor Blue will lead me to the floor

When Your Around(F word a lot, be wary ) --Motion City Soundtrack

8/10 Destructive, anybody? PYROMANIA!

6/10
It's sad, but true.

Have you been splattered before
By the mad-hatter matador?
Cake-batter never more
It don't matter whether you're
Spanish, French, Swedish or Cambodian,
I'll slime you so hard you could be on Nickelodeon.-"Oh Bo"~Bo Burnham (lots of swearing in this, just so you know)

6.5/10

"You're a hunter and I'm your prey
now I'm lost in a love hangover
I want to leave but I have to stay
'cause its voodoo, voodoo, voodoo" Voodoo by Adam Lambert

Um.. 6/10.

"And like a bad movie I'll drop the line
Fall in a grave I've been digging myself
But there's room for two
Six feet under the stars.."

-Six Feet Under the Stars by All Time Low.

7.5/10 Not that weird, but an okay line.
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There's a buzz, there's a buzz, there's a buzzing of bugs
From flower beetles, yellow jackets, silverfishes to slugs
It's always raining caterpillars from the circular fan
And my heart is pounding brightly

I swim in pharmaceuticals
I swim in pharmaceuticals
The medicine deactivates the things I take
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-Delirium,Motion City Soundtrack(again , I love them)

9/10 xD

Marky got with Sharon
Sharon got Cherise
She was sharing Sharon's outlook
On the topic of disease
Mikey had a facial scar
And Bobby was a racist
They were all in love with dying
And they were doing it in Texas
Tommy played piano
Like a kid out in the rain
Then he lost his leg in Dallas
He was dancing with a train
They were all in love with dying
And they were drinking from a fountain
That was pouring like an avalanche
Coming down the mountain

>>Pepper, Butthole Surfers