Questions Game

So, the idea is, everyone posts a question they'd like to ask, and then the next person gives whatever character they're being's response, and their own question. Pretty simple, really. you just post your character and what storybook they're in and answer the question before you! Then you ask another question.

Let's say if the question before me was: What do you want to be when you grow up?

I would answer like this:

Not-a-Mary-Sue (my character) - Drama High school (Storybook

I want to be a compelling character when I grow up!

--- (then you ask a question of your own!)

For example: If your house was burning down, what would be the first three things you would save?




And that' it! Enjoy


Updated by Jhinx 27 July, 2016

Why does my grandma always ask me to get her medicine?

(...)

Maybe you should be thankful you have a grandma! Or any other family member, (or member of your own freakin' race)

To be, or not to be?

To be, always to be.

What have you lost and what have you gained?

The love of my life, but some extreme fighting skills.

Am I pretty O.O?

ok, my question:

love or fun? which do you want most

Love when I feel lonely. There's nothing like the feeling of love, but fun rules my life. So love < fun.

Why is outside appearance SO important to the world?

Cause not everybody is an MRI

Why do I keep saying stupid things?

It's not the things that you're saying that are stupid, it's the way that people react to them.

What's an MRI? (noobish question, though still wondering. Look above for context. Not talking about the medical body scan)

Oops, sorry. In my character's world an MRI is a mind-reading machine

Only the creepiest thing you'll ever encounter; a robotic shell of human that can see inside your very mind.

Why does my arm hurt?

Because it's trying to tell you that something's wrong.

Because your brother bit it.

Because the MRI broke it.


What does Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis mean?
(haha)

"a factitious word alleged to mean 'a lung disease caused by the inhalation of very fine silica dust, causing inflammation in the lungs" - (I <3 Google )

Why is my internet so slow?

Because your internet company enjoys taunting you, so they set it on 'extra-frusterating'.

Why do I stay up so late?

Because you were actually programmed by the MRI's and your body is still operating on the Timezone where you were created

Why is my eye itchy?

Because you just saw the supervisor and your eye is trying to tell you to scratch the image out.

What does Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia mean. (And I sure hope you don't have it)