Make up a TV Show name

So, I was listening to this really weired song and one of the lines made me think "hey this could be a great show!" So here are the rules.
1. No profanity, unless it's something like "@#$! My Dad Says"
2. Keep it as clean as possible
Here's how it works. Someone writes a TV show title and the next person writes a description about the title. It can be as long or as short as you want.
Example
Title: Pimp My Tractor
Description: Competitors create the best looking tractor to win a cash prize

Ready? Let's start!

Turn the Table

A woman's bedroom has a table that, when turned over, opens a portal to the fourth dimension.

Don't Trip

A Bomb Disposable Expert goes through the turmoil of break ups and losing friends, but by end of show all is solved. The drama is halfway through the show he must disarm some generic bomb or device.

The Great Banana Ride

A show about an amusement park run by teenagers, definitely a drama parody


Shut The Duck Up

When nursing an injured duckling back to health, a chemist-in-training, without realizing it, exposes the duckling to a dangerous chemical. The duckling turns into a mutant which rapidly grows and goes all Godzilla on the city.

I Just Lost the Game

A confused teenager bases his life on the ups and downs of his precious video games. When he finally reaches the last level, only to lose it to virtual buzzards, the teen goes insane, and the remainder of the show deals with his rise to fame through the help of a psychiatrist.

Crash

A reality show, Crash is about a group of apes crashing parties of out-of-control teens. Feces are almost sure to be thrown.

Ginger Kid.

A freckled red headed boy is out to prove to the world that gingers do, in fact, have souls.

Pyromania

A mystery series based around a prank-gone-wrong in which four teenagers accidentally set theIr town's fire department aflame.

Jump the Gun

Sadistic japanese reality tv game show based on lying, cheating and doing whatever it takes to win. Contestants all live in one gun shaped house and complete tasks each week. The losers of each task can either choose the 'gun' punishment or the 'jump' punishment. 'Jump' punishments include: jumping into a pit filled with bears and jumping from a plane without a parachute. For the 'gun' punishment a computer randomly chooses a body part for the contestant to take a bullet in. The winner of the programme gets WINNER tattooed on their forehead and instant love, respect and admiration from the entire population of the world.

Life, The Universe and Everything.

A show that attempts to cover every topic known to man. Some days they will talk about common parental reactions to their teens, and others they will discuss Robes vs. Snuggies. They're completely random.

La Sacapuntas
[English translation: the pencil sharpener]

About the quest to find the perfectly sharpened pencil.

Frigid Winter

A real time video feed transmitted from the south pole. Sometimes you'll see penguins, sometimes you just see snow.

Him, Her, and It

About a couple and the alien from outer space that comes into their lives.

The Young Writers Society
(I really want to know what you come up with for this if YWS was a TV show)
or
Five minute murder mysteries

A show about a group trying to prove that creative writing does not lead to suicide. Pure comedy--somehow. (Dead Poets Society, anyone? No? Bah humbug.)

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