Another school project, another parody. This one is for bio class, if you spot any inaccuracies that are bio-related please let me know! It is to Telephone by Lady Gaga.
verse 1
First of all life’s processes require energy
solar as in light and chemical ATP
photosynthesis creates the power for plants
the sun acts as the starter, makes the chlorophyll dance
c-chlorophyll dance, c-chlorophyll dance
the sun acts as the starter makes the chlorophyll dance
verse 2
Electrons move the energy through photosytems
and chemiosmosis works ATP formation
You may think that is all there is
But you would be so wrong
Cause also there are light independent reactions.
chorus:
bond break and bonds form
similar to respiration
it involves water and
carbon fixation
repeat
eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh it’s photosynthesis
eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh yeah energy
eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh it’s photosynthesis
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Bridge sort of thing:
the calvin cycle fixes C-O-2 from the atmosphere into molecules
It depends on products of the light reaction to make an organic molecule
glucose and starch along with proteins are examples of these organic molecules
the process is named after after Melvin Calvin just to let you know he’s kind of cool
Beyonce:
So, this entire process happens in the chloroplast, eh
it’s like a chromoplast but reflects green light in contrast, yeah
If plants did not have chloroplasts, it would be a disaster
with nothing to capture energy, photosynthesis cannot be.
Lady Gaga:
The PGAL that are produced from the Calvin cycle are
the material for metabolic pathways to start
Beyonce:
This process acts like plants have their own solar panels
And that’s what makes them primary producers for us
producers for us p-p-producers for us
And that’s what makes them primary producers for us
repeat form chorus to beginning of beyonce’s part!!!
Electron should be electrons, there's more than one. Watch out for the type o's! Are you sure "chemiosmosis works ATP formation?" I don't remember because I took AP Bio two years ago, but it doesn't sound right. 
