I have 2-
From Disenchanted-
*Kolbey and Alice look out at window at ths Washington monument*
Kolbey: D'ya think one day, a giant will come along and use it as a Drumstick?
Alice: Yea...YEA!
*Lexi looks up from paperwork*
Lexi: you do know that you need two drumsticks to play drums
Kolbey: Well Duh!
*Earthquake everyone manages to keep their balence, They see that the monument has split into two, Rio turns from under the desk*
Rio: Dont think that giant has to search for his other stick.
This is from my Doctor Who fanfic
*21 year old Skye stands infront of the doctor, the doctor thinks he has returned to 1999 to the 10 year old skye,*
The Doctor: What are you and what have you done with Skye!?*
*Skye slaps him*
Skye: That is for thinking I'm an alien I mean "What are you?", take a look in the mirror love.
*Skye slaps him again,*
Skye: That is for leaving me waiting for 11 years!
The Doctor: Ohh...About that? What year is it?"
I know there not the best but aye well
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