Spoiler
This is the result of two friends, who have been stocking up on sugar (mainly pixie stix, which kind of explains the whole 'Quacky Quacky' part) on the bus ride to their first band competition. My friend is laughing his head off as I attempt to make a rap of the well known story of The Ugly Duckling. And we all know that I'm not the rapping type...just saying...
"Yo yo!" said the duck,
"M'name is Ducky Ducky
And I like to Quacky Quacky
'Cause I am a Ducky Duck!"
"Yo, Duck!" said another,
"M'name is Ducky, too
And I like to Quacky Quacky
'Cause I am a Duck, too."
And there were ducks everywhere
Quacky-quackin' away.
Then another duck came
Who had something to say.
"Quack, Quack," said the duck.
All the ducks looked around.
And at the sight that they saw
Not a duck made a sound.
"Qu-ack!" said a duck.
"That is NOT a Ducky-Duck!
He is weird, he is odd,
He is ugly, he is yuck!"
All the ducks did agree
That this duck wasn't pretty
'Cause a duck is a duck;
Beautiful and witty.
"I am NOT an ugly duck!"
The ugly duck did say.
But the ducks didn't listen;
Only quacked him away.
"Quack FINE!" said the duck.
"Who needs you anyway?!
I'm a duck! I'm a duck!
I can do things MY way!"
So the duck flew away
To a far away lake
Where he saw his reflection;
He was finally awake.
"I AM an ugly duck!"
The duck said at last.
And he grew very sad
At the thought of his past.
So the years went by
And he never looked twice
At his own reflection
'Cause it wasn't very nice.
Then one day when he was swimming
The duck looked and saw
That he wasn't a duck
But a swan. A swan!
"Qu-ack!" said the duck.
"Look at me! Look at me!"
And the moral of the story is
You'll never be ugly.
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