Just so you know before you read this there is not one thing in this story that makes any sense. It's just a heap of random...ness that I wrote down. Now you have been warned but feel free to read it anyway.
It was a dark and stormy night and DC was fast asleep. Suddenly a huge clap of thunder rolled through the air followed by a flash of lightning which lit up the sky. DC immediately woke from his dream about sailing. He looked around his room and saw that it was extremely dark. He looked at the clock. It was 1:57 am. He tried to go back to sleep but he simply couldn't. He got up and padded out to the kitchen. He opened the fridge out of habit then closed it when all he saw was a jar of three year old mustard and a whole turkey.
He decided to check the mail. When he got outside he remembered that it was about 2 am and that's why it was so dark. He checked the mail anyway but there was nothing in there. He walked along the footpath towards the edge of town. When he reached the post office he looked left and right and began to climb up the power pole. At the top he looked down. That's when he began to hear really annoying music. He tightrope walked along the powerlines in the direction of the music. He came to a house and climbed down the roof, still following the music. He peered into a window. He saw a girl on the computer so he knocked on the window. The girl looked at him then went back to playing the computer. DC grabbed a rock and chucked it at the window. It bounced off and rolled away. DC then grabbed a stick and smashed the window with it. The girl got up and said
"God, now look what you've done you tool."
DC said "Hi, I'm DC. That's short for Doctor Columbo."
The girl looked at him and said "I'm SUAGA. That's short for Shut Up and Go Away." DC didn't listen. He looked at her computer and saw she was playing Fairie Bubbles on Neopets which was where the really annoying music was coming from.
Suaga picked up her computer and carried it out of the room DC followed her. Suaga took her computer to the lounge room. DC looked around and saw that his younger sister Leslie was there.
"Hi Leslie, how do you know Suaga?" said DC.
Leslie said "Oh I met her at rehab,"
"Cool,” said DC.
Suaga had left the room. DC opened the fridge. A giant bit of killer cheese jumped out and started attacking him. Leslie hit it with an elephant tusk. It fell limp on the floor so DC and Leslie ate it. DC and Leslie's mother walked down the stairs.
"Come on or they'll leave without us!" she said. Leslie, DC and their mum got into the boat. Captain Jack Sparrow accidently tipped the boat upside down. DC woke up extremely wet because he was standing outside in the rain. His mother and sister were looking out the window shouting "You idiot DC, come inside!" So he went inside and ate a bit of cheese.
