The Person Below ya! (TPBM)

Well duh! Did you ever notice when I bestowed smileys among the boys and girls of this site! But I'm retired now. I'm still trying to find Squidward Tentacles so he could take my place. He did a wonderful job in the Spongebob Christmas special, don't you think?

TPBM is a stubborn realist and doesn't think I will ever be able to find the characters of Spongebob Squarepants.

Sorry, no, i believe in believin and i hope with all my heart you find those characters! (get me patricks autograph and i would eternally be in your debt)

TPBM is wasting away hours on this site to satisfy their passionate hobby

That's the most accurate description of me I've seen on this so far! Are you like psychic or something?

TPBM hates guacamole.

I'm not psychic but i have joked around about 'sending vibes', it was a lot like instant messaging...

I aint never had no guacomole but it sounds disgusting so yeah, i hate it.

TPBM has a weird foot fetish (kinda like the Grimm brothers in the original cinderella)

8-[ No. Er....no. Really. I don't.
Honest.

lol well maybe.... - perhaps. But not when they've been encased in trainers

TPBM is the most stunning, ethereal creature in all the land.
Never said we couldn't be nice!

Aw, thank you!

TPBM is drinking a carbonated beverage right now.

'Fraid not m'dear, i had orange juice earlier but thats as close as it gets.

TPBM is a stick-figure. (as in the drawing)

yes yes I am...

TPBM loves to go diving in dumpsters

Yeah its refreshing stinky. Lol. seriously though I dont.

TPBM is a vampire!

Yes...the blood is sweet...oh so sweet...must have MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TPBM is hungry.

Nope. Just ate.

If TPBM is a girl , she is most beautiful. This offer is null and void if TPBM is a guy.

The person below me isnt real.
So they wont post.
Posting will only cause a paradox that will ruin the universe!

Ok actually there isnt a paradox here.

I'm not real. I'm simply a figment of your imagination...because you're DREAMING!!

(I actually did once have a dream that involved going on YWS)

TPBM is about to wake up.

Roll a bluff check. Here's a d20, the DC is 13, you have a negative modifier for trying to spot me.

I died.

TPBM will sing a poem.

Uh...okay...

EVERYBODY NOW! YEAH!
ROCK YOUR BODY NOW! YEAH!
EVERYBODY NOW! YEAH!
BACKSTREET'S BACK ALRIIIIIIIIGHT!

What? Songs count as poems, and that's fun to sing.

TPBM is secretly still in love with the Backstreet Boys.