I hope you enjoy is as much as the last one
Charlie! Charlie where are you? Come here this instant!
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Ah, there you are. Now, you’re 16 and I think it is high time you learn to make your own Sandwiches for college. You are going tommorow and I expect you to make your own food for lunch or to go hungry. Do you understand?
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You don’t know how to make a sandwich? You’re kidding right?
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No? No! Oh, fine, I’ll teach you. Right, first, you’ll need some bread. Get some from the bread bin.
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Great ok, here’s the bread knife. Cut yourself two slices.
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Can you have them thick? Yes, yes of course. As thick as you like. I’ll just go to the loo, you should have that done by the time I get back.
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Are you done?
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What have you done? I told you to cut two slices!
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I said as thick as you like? Yes I know that but I didn’t mean that you could just cut the whole loaf in half!
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You’re hungry? You might be hungry young man but no-one can eat that much bread in one sitting. Give me the knife. There, that’s better. Two reasonable slices. Now then, you will need to butter the bread. The butter is in the fridge. I’ll be back in a minute.
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Are you done?
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Why not?
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You couldn't be bothered?
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The fridge was too far away? Its 3 steps away from you! Fine, let me butter it. You go and get some things to put in your sandwich.
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You have the things? Show me.
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Smarties?! You can’t put smarties in a sandwich!
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Yes you can? No, no you can’t and that’s final! What else are you hiding behind your back?
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Dried spagetti and ice-cream! For goodness sake. Give them to me. Right, we are going to put cheese in your sandwich. Cheese ok. A nice ordinary sandwich filling. I’ll get it for you. Right, here we are. Could you grate it please?
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Where's the grater? In the cupboard.
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Oh, Liz is calling I'll be right back.
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What have you done?! My neat cupboards!
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You couldn't find the grater? I told you it was in the cupboard!
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But I didn't say which one? Yes, well. Uh. It was in that one. The only one you didn't completely empty.
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Sorry? Oh, alright I forgive you. Just grate some cheese for your sandwich.
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Good. I can't believe you finally did something right! Now then get some clingfilm to wrap up this sandwich like you would if you were taking it to college.
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Wrap it up then!
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The sandwich not your hand! That's a waste of clingfilm!
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You'll use the same clingfilm to wrap up the sandwich? No! No don't do that, that's un-hygenic. Give the cling flim to me. I'll wrap it up.
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Will you stop making that popping noise please it's very distracting.
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You like popping clingfilm?
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Well, just stop.
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Stop it now.
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How many times do I have to tell you to stop?
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Give that piece of clingfilm to me right now! It's going in the bin. Now then, where was I. Oh yes. Wrapping your sandwich.
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There all done!
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What do you do with it now? For goodness sake! It’s a sandwich for crying out loud!
