Hola! So I've seen a few nerd parodies on the site and I thought I would contribute.This is a parody of the song Rockstar by Nickelback. Just thought I'd let you know... Oh and one more thing, I only did two verses before the first chorus instead of four like in the original song because I felt four was a bit much.
Verse 1
I’ve got a graphing calculator with all the answers,
got a backpack that can roll with the gangsters.
If you want to know the square root of pi just come to me.
(Tell me who you are)
verse 2
On my iPod I’ve got the Pokemon theme song.
I can rock your socks at a game of ping-pong.
Don’t play any sports ‘cause every one makes fun of me.
(Ah, so pathetic)
Bridge to Chorus
But they’re just jealous of my wit and IQ
and also on Runescape I’m a level 92!
Chorus:
‘Cause they all just want to be nerds like me,
living with their moms until they’re 33.
Homework’s real fun, but if I get a B
you better stand way back behind a tree.
And we’ll hang out at the library
Getting all the books that we can carry.
My mom says I’m special and that’s no lie
‘cause who else can recite Stars Wars line for line?
Hey, hey you know you’re jealous of me.
Hey, hey you’ll never be a nerd like me
verse 3
I like to go LARP-ing with all my friends,
have some hardcore battles, but it’s only pretend.
Then afterwards have fun playing Mario Kart Grande Prix
(Alright, alright)
verse 4
I want to be great like Bill Gates or Steve Jobs
and wind up managing those high school jocks.
It’d seem that the tables have turned and they favor me.
(Yeah, you show ‘em)
Bridge to Chorus
So they’re still all just jealous of my wit and IQ
And also on Runescape, I’m a level 92!
Chorus 2
‘Cause they all just want to be nerds like me,
living with their moms until they’re 33.
Homework’s real fun, but if I get a B
you better stand way back behind a tree.
And we’ll hang out at the library
getting all the books that we can carry.
My mom says I’m special and that’s no lie
‘cause who else can recite Star Wars line for line?
I like to chow down on some Hot Pockets,
dreaming of working on NASA rockets.
I know all the cheats for C.O.D.
Yeah there ain’t nobody who could K.O. me!
Well, Hey hey you know you’re jealous of me.
Bridge of song
I like to write programs ‘til the crack of dawn
Double-check my math even though it’s not wrong
Wearing pants high up even though it’s not cool
So excited every year for the start of school…
chorus 2 repeat
well, hey hey you know you’re jealous of me
Hey hey you’ll never be a nerd like me!
