Bacon Soap

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I walk to school
in my homey city-town
Pustulio by my side
bouncing up and down
jiggle jiggle
I am a perfectly normal
human worm baby

Evil teacher mumbles
"Doom, doom, doom"
as I enter the classroom
I sit at my desk
the smelly kids stare at me

I have a skin disease
turns me green
and I wear a wig it sits
on my large intelligent head
my human contacts
cover my "pink eye"

In my normal house
with an underground laboratory
I lay out my plans to...
TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!
Shhh... it's a secret

My trusty sidekick assists me
while eating a taco
and making waffles
playing with his squeaky moose toy
and nubs of doom

My crazy enemy
always fails at stopping me
I am too smart for him
in my normal house
with a normal pet
a green dog on a leash

I aim my lazer
at the Earth
and I plan on killing everyone
the fur-brained enemy
just had to steal my remote

Wild goose chase
all over the city
in space ships
we all ways land
on the fat hog-man
and go eat pizza

He runs away
from the delicious pizza
and goes to his scientist daddy
who just ignores him anyways
and his pig loving sister
beats him away again

I walk away from the food
but as I am outside
I see my lazer explode
my enemy has destroyed
my great creation

Once again I retreat
to my basement
to make new plans
for hostile take over
as my sidekick guards the house
slurping on another Suck-Monkee
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Sounds like a Ween song.




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Reminds me of invader zim and mad lims. Facinateing choise for a name, Bacon Soap. Why? I found it highly amuseing but not totally coherent.
Over all a befundleing peice of work.
:mrgreen:
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Lol. That's cool. And the title made me laugh.
A little long maybe? I kind of lost the plot near the end.
Anyway, that was sweet.
:)
Siempre, siempre: jardin de mi agonia,
tu cuerpo fugitivo para siempre,
la sangre de tus venas en mi boca,
tu boca ya sin luz para mi muerte.

-From 'Del amor imprevisto', Federico Garcia Lorca




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This poem is completely based on Invader Zim. :P

Bacon Soap is from one of the episodes of Invader Zim. I.e,
"WHY IS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP?"
"I MADE IT MAHSELF!"

Totally coherent. :P




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Good job MisterWaffles. Yeah, I was completely bored when I did this. So I decided to just write something fun. So there you go. I tried to loosely base this on a general Invader Zim episode. It did turn out pretty long I guess. And I give points to you MisterWaffles simply because I'm feeling generous and because you have quoted my favorite line from our lost yet beloved show. Hence the title "Bacon Soap." I'll give anyone 100 points if you can name my favorite character. Muahahaha! You'll never guess it.
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