I walk to school
in my homey city-town
Pustulio by my side
bouncing up and down
jiggle jiggle
I am a perfectly normal
human worm baby
Evil teacher mumbles
"Doom, doom, doom"
as I enter the classroom
I sit at my desk
the smelly kids stare at me
I have a skin disease
turns me green
and I wear a wig it sits
on my large intelligent head
my human contacts
cover my "pink eye"
In my normal house
with an underground laboratory
I lay out my plans to...
TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!
Shhh... it's a secret
My trusty sidekick assists me
while eating a taco
and making waffles
playing with his squeaky moose toy
and nubs of doom
My crazy enemy
always fails at stopping me
I am too smart for him
in my normal house
with a normal pet
a green dog on a leash
I aim my lazer
at the Earth
and I plan on killing everyone
the fur-brained enemy
just had to steal my remote
Wild goose chase
all over the city
in space ships
we all ways land
on the fat hog-man
and go eat pizza
He runs away
from the delicious pizza
and goes to his scientist daddy
who just ignores him anyways
and his pig loving sister
beats him away again
I walk away from the food
but as I am outside
I see my lazer explode
my enemy has destroyed
my great creation
Once again I retreat
to my basement
to make new plans
for hostile take over
as my sidekick guards the house
slurping on another Suck-Monkee
