Funny Chat I just had.

Malygos: BILLAH!
Spoons: yeah?
Malygos: guess what
Spoons: yeah?
Malygos: I got a shuriken for xmass
Spoons: shuriken...
Spoons: wow...
Spoons: are you going to bring it to school so you can show everyone?
Malygos: OF COURSE!
Malygos: duh do you think Im stupid
Spoons: yes
Malygos: ...
Malygos: thx
Spoons: hahaha
Malygos: jackass
Spoons: right so you got a shuriken?
Spoons: as in one, and non plural?
Malygos: ya one
Spoons: wow
Malygos: stfu
Spoons: Im getting an Ipod
Malygos: Ipods are useless
Malygos: just get a stereo
Spoons: no cd's, which is good for me
Spoons: its small and I can listen to my music
Malygos: its small and you can lose it in your couch
Spoons: what am I doing listening to music on my couch?
Malygos: well Im going to go play Diablo with Garred
Spoons: Hey you know whats really useless?
Spoons: A shuriken.
Spoons: non-plural
Spoons: of course
Malygos: ...
Malygos: stfu
Malygos: bye
Spoons: cya

Um... A shuriken... wow. Just one? Wtf? Is it sharp at least? Good lord. singular? What the hell? Why does he need a shuriken anyway? What samurai is he going to vanquish with A shuriken? Please, tell me where the war is at, so that me and my ninja buddies can go win the battles with our singular shuriken. what possible good is that one shuriken going to do him? Does he at least know how to throw it? And if so, what's he been practicing on? Its not like there are hoards of samurai running around to kill with your ONE shuriken.

Good lord I hope its sharp, or else Im gonna berate him like hell.
Hes more of the "japanese" type "american". You know, manga junkie.

Don't berate him! He has ONE shuriken!! He could throw it at you, and MISS. With his ONE shuriken.

Then it might ouch me with its horribly blunt (hopefully) ends!

And let's hope it's not one of those cheap tin-foil ones either, or we're all DOOMED! From A TIN-FOIL SHURIKEN!

YES! ...Interesting.

But seriously, anyone notice the "ipods are useless" comment?
Seriously, its more useful than a shuriken.

lol, no sh*t.
"I have a single, dull shuriken! HAHA! I can... throw it, and it might stick into something... or not. y'know whatever."
"Really? What else does it do?"
"Nothin."
"Oh, well then, I'll stick with my iPod."
"iPod's are useless!"
"Why? does you're shuriken play MP3s? Mine plays 10000 mp3s. It also has an internal hard drive, meaning I can alter this b*tch and make an explosive defice that is set to explode when a certain song comes on. (you can y'know)"
"Well... mine hurts, kinda!"
"Whatever, STFU moron."

I dunno, Ipod's are pretty resiliant.
They can get crushed by a car or dropped without it breaking!
So might as well Ipod someone instead of Shuriken someone.

Unless your internal harddrive comes loose, then you're screwed.

*confused* a whaaaaaaat?????!

Internal (inside) Harddrive (Place where all the crap is stored).
External (outside) Harddrives can be bought at computer stores and are attached to your current computer to add more space or keep backups.

Just ask me...my internal hard (iPod) drive died...it was very tragic.

ol, no sh*t.
"I have a single, dull shuriken! HAHA! I can... throw it, and it might stick into something... or not. y'know whatever."
"Really? What else does it do?"
"Nothin."
"Oh, well then, I'll stick with my iPod."
"iPod's are useless!"
"Why? does you're shuriken play MP3s? Mine plays 10000 mp3s. It also has an internal hard drive, meaning I can alter this b*tch and make an explosive defice that is set to explode when a certain song comes on. (you can y'know)"
"Well... mine hurts, kinda!"
"Whatever, STFU moron."

"I bet my iPod hurts more than you're dull shuriken..."
"O RLY?"
"YA RLY!" *chunks iPod at face.
*concussion*
"Haha. Owned."