The Strangest Of Situations Questionnaire - ALL ANSWER

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The Strangest Of Situations Questionnaire!

Q1: If you had become very good friends with someone through MSN that you'd never met in real life, but accidentally made out that you lived in Scotland, if they rang you up would you:
a) Put on a Scottish accent and try to make the conversation as quick as possible.
b) Talk normally but claim your accent had been mugged by some Alien fishermen.
c) Not pick-up.

Q2: You're in a supermarket and you wish to buy a pack of five doughnuts on deal for 44p/67c, but they haven't got the flavour you want. Would you:
a) Shoplift a flavour you don't want.
b) Ask a member of staff to get their act together with stocking.
c) Buy a single chocolate doughnut for twice as much.

Q3: You're walking down a street and you see an Old lady beating up a teenage kid, would you:
a) Join in and beat up the kid because you assumed he attacked her.
b) Go over there and ask nicely, "What's going on?" before calling 999/911.
c) Pull out a shotgun and blow the old lady's legs off.

Q4: Your friends are all drunk and so are you, but you can only get home by driving. Would you:
a) Say screw it, run 14 miles to a cashpoint and call a cab for yourself, leaving your mates behind.
b) Chug a load more beers so the prospect seems less intimidating and then chance it.
c) Get your mate to drive, that way it's their fault.

Q5: You're invited to a Rock concert by one friend, and a Lady GaGa concert by another, but they're on the same day. Would you:
a) Hire a hitman to kill Lady Gaga and go to the rock concert.
b) Pretend you're ill and stay at home watching the box set of the Tellytubbies.
c) Go to the rock gig for the first half and then say you got to be home early and go to the Lady Gaga gig for the second half.

Q6: You want to go watch England in the World Cup final, but all the tickets are sold out. Would you:
a) Make out with someone in return for a ticket.
b) Pay more money than you have for the ticket.
c) Decide England will never make the final anyway and go to the USA to watch some Golf.

Q7: A hurricane hits your town and you know your house will be destroyed along with everything in it, would you:
a) Grab a snack before deciding whether or not to panic.
b) Collect as many valuables as you can and then run mindlessly in the opposite direction of the hurricane.
c) Decide it's all over and play your favourite song louder than ever whilst the hurricane consumes you.

Q8: Your girlfriend/boyfriend has told your best mate that (s)he likes them. Would you:
a) Talk about it with your partener over a game of Connect4.
b) Punch your best mate and never talk to them again.
c) Let your partener go off with your best mate and listen to depressing and repetitive music.

Q9: You've just won the lottery and a total jackpot of $10,000,000. Would you:
a) Save it and marvel at your bank statements.
b) Give half to charity and blow the other half in a shopping streak.
c) Give it to your greedy knee scratching friends and relatives and return to the usual $30,000 a year desk job.

Q10: You've been locked out the house. Would you:
a) Smash the window, crawl in and tell your parents someone lobbed a rock through the window.
b) Wait outside your house pulling funny faces at people in their cars as they go past in an effort to entertain yourself.
c) Go to the nearest train station and buy a ticket to the furthest place away you can afford. Then ring your parents up claiming you've been kidnapped. Time how long it takes them to get there, it shouldn't be long...

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B
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A
A
A
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C
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A

Q1: If you had become very good friends with someone through MSN that you'd never met in real life, but accidentally made out that you lived in Scotland, if they rang you up would you:
b) Talk normally but claim your accent had been mugged by some Alien fishermen.

Q2: You're in a supermarket and you wish to buy a pack of five doughnuts on deal for 44p/67c, but they haven't got the flavour you want. Would you:
c) Buy a single chocolate doughnut for twice as much.

Q3: You're walking down a street and you see an Old lady beating up a teenage kid, would you:
b) Go over there and ask nicely, "What's going on?" before calling 999/911.

Q4: Your friends are all drunk and so are you, but you can only get home by driving. Would you:
c) Get your mate to drive, that way it's their fault.

Q5: You're invited to a Rock concert by one friend, and a Lady GaGa concert by another, but they're on the same day. Would you:
c) Go to the rock gig for the first half and then say you got to be home early and go to the Lady Gaga gig for the second half.

Q6: You want to go watch England in the World Cup final, but all the tickets are sold out. Would you:
c) Decide England will never make the final anyway and go to the USA to watch some Golf.

Q7: A hurricane hits your town and you know your house will be destroyed along with everything in it, would you:
b) Collect as many valuables as you can and then run mindlessly in the opposite direction of the hurricane.

Q8: Your girlfriend/boyfriend has told your best mate that (s)he likes them. Would you:
a) Talk about it with your partener over a game of Connect4.

Q9: You've just won the lottery and a total jackpot of $10,000,000. Would you:
b) Give half to charity and blow the other half in a shopping streak.

Q10: You've been locked out the house. Would you:
b) Wait outside your house pulling funny faces at people in their cars as they go past in an effort to entertain yourself.

Q1:c) Not pick-up.

Q2:b) Ask a member of staff to get their act together with stocking.

Q3:b) Go over there and ask nicely, "What's going on?" before calling 999/911.

Q4:a) Say screw it, run 14 miles to a cashpoint and call a cab for yourself, leaving your mates behind.

Q5:c) Go to the rock gig for the first half and then say you got to be home early and go to the Lady Gaga gig for the second half.

Q6:c) Decide England will never make the final anyway and go to the USA to watch some Golf.

Q7:c) Decide it's all over and play your favourite song louder than ever whilst the hurricane consumes you.

Q8:c) Let your partener go off with your best mate and listen to depressing and repetitive music.

Q9:b) Give half to charity and blow the other half in a shopping streak.

Q10:b) Wait outside your house pulling funny faces at people in their cars as they go past in an effort to entertain yourself.

Q1: If you had become very good friends with someone through MSN that you'd never met in real life, but accidentally made out that you lived in Scotland, if they rang you up would you:
a) Put on a Scottish accent and try to make the conversation as quick as possible.

Q2: You're in a supermarket and you wish to buy a pack of five doughnuts on deal for 44p/67c, but they haven't got the flavour you want. Would you:
b) Ask a member of staff to get their act together with stocking.

Q3: You're walking down a street and you see an Old lady beating up a teenage kid, would you:
b) Go over there and ask nicely, "What's going on?" before calling 999/911.

Q4: Your friends are all drunk and so are you, but you can only get home by driving. Would you:
a) Say screw it, run 14 miles to a cashpoint and call a cab for yourself, leaving your mates behind.

Q5: You're invited to a Rock concert by one friend, and a Lady GaGa concert by another, but they're on the same day. Would you:
c) Go to the rock gig for the first half and then say you got to be home early and go to the Lady Gaga gig for the second half.

Q6: You want to go watch England in the World Cup final, but all the tickets are sold out. Would you:
c) Decide England will never make the final anyway and go to the USA to watch some Golf.

Q7: A hurricane hits your town and you know your house will be destroyed along with everything in it, would you:
b) Collect as many valuables as you can and then run mindlessly in the opposite direction of the hurricane.

Q8: Your girlfriend/boyfriend has told your best mate that (s)he likes them. Would you:
c) Let your partener go off with your best mate and listen to depressing and repetitive music.

Q9: You've just won the lottery and a total jackpot of $10,000,000. Would you:
a) Save it and marvel at your bank statements.

Q10: You've been locked out the house. Would you:
b) Wait outside your house pulling funny faces at people in their cars as they go past in an effort to entertain yourself.

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C
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B
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C
B
A

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B
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A

Haha. Benny, your questionaires are awesome.


C. Why the heck would I give some random person my phone number? And MSN sucks.
C. Mmm... Chocolate.
A. Stupid punk! What a jerk!
A. Why not.
A. Lady Gaga is ok... but rock music is much better.
A. 'Cause I'm crazy like that. P.S: Italy is going to win.
B. RUN AWAY!
C.
A. Figure the bank intrest, and only spend what you make off of it, so that way you'd always have 10 mil.
A. I told you I was crazy.

Hehe, that was fun.

Haha. Benny, your questionaires are awesome.

I do try:)

Okay, I'm giving this a shot because I love questionares, no matter how strange they are!! My answers are in bold.


Q1: If you had become very good friends with someone through MSN that you'd never met in real life, but accidentally made out that you lived in Scotland, if they rang you up would you:
a) Put on a Scottish accent and try to make the conversation as quick as possible.
b) Talk normally but claim your accent had been mugged by some Alien fishermen.
c) Not pick-up.

Q2: You're in a supermarket and you wish to buy a pack of five doughnuts on deal for 44p/67c, but they haven't got the flavour you want. Would you:
a) Shoplift a flavour you don't want.
b) Ask a member of staff to get their act together with stocking.
c) Buy a single chocolate doughnut for twice as much.

Q3: You're walking down a street and you see an Old lady beating up a teenage kid, would you:
a) Join in and beat up the kid because you assumed he attacked her.
b) Go over there and ask nicely, "What's going on?" before calling 999/911.
c) Pull out a shotgun and blow the old lady's legs off.

Q4: Your friends are all drunk and so are you, but you can only get home by driving. Would you:
a) Say screw it, run 14 miles to a cashpoint and call a cab for yourself, leaving your mates behind.
b) Chug a load more beers so the prospect seems less intimidating and then chance it.
c) Get your mate to drive, that way it's their fault.

Q5: You're invited to a Rock concert by one friend, and a Lady GaGa concert by another, but they're on the same day. Would you:
a) Hire a hitman to kill Lady Gaga and go to the rock concert.
b) Pretend you're ill and stay at home watching the box set of the Tellytubbies.
c) Go to the rock gig for the first half and then say you got to be home early and go to the Lady Gaga gig for the second half.

Q6: You want to go watch England in the World Cup final, but all the tickets are sold out. Would you:
a) Make out with someone in return for a ticket.
b) Pay more money than you have for the ticket.
c) Decide England will never make the final anyway and go to the USA to watch some Golf.

Q7: A hurricane hits your town and you know your house will be destroyed along with everything in it, would you:
a) Grab a snack before deciding whether or not to panic.
b) Collect as many valuables as you can and then run mindlessly in the opposite direction of the hurricane.
c) Decide it's all over and play your favourite song louder than ever whilst the hurricane consumes you.

Q8: Your girlfriend/boyfriend has told your best mate that (s)he likes them. Would you:
a) Talk about it with your partener over a game of Connect4.
b) Punch your best mate and never talk to them again.
c) Let your partener go off with your best mate and listen to depressing and repetitive music.

Q9: You've just won the lottery and a total jackpot of $10,000,000. Would you:
a) Save it and marvel at your bank statements.
b) Give half to charity and blow the other half in a shopping streak.
c) Give it to your greedy knee scratching friends and relatives and return to the usual $30,000 a year desk job.

Q10: You've been locked out the house. Would you:
a) Smash the window, crawl in and tell your parents someone lobbed a rock through the window.
b) Wait outside your house pulling funny faces at people in their cars as they go past in an effort to entertain yourself.
c) Go to the nearest train station and buy a ticket to the furthest place away you can afford. Then ring your parents up claiming you've been kidnapped. Time how long it takes them to get there, it shouldn't be long...

Loved it!!! Nice one

Q1: If you had become very good friends with someone through MSN that you'd never met in real life, but accidentally made out that you lived in Scotland, if they rang you up would you:
c) Not pick-up.

Q2: You're in a supermarket and you wish to buy a pack of five doughnuts on deal for 44p/67c, but they haven't got the flavour you want. Would you:
b) Ask a member of staff to get their act together with stocking.

Q3: You're walking down a street and you see an Old lady beating up a teenage kid, would you:
b) Go over there and ask nicely, "What's going on?" before calling 999/911.

Q4: Your friends are all drunk and so are you, but you can only get home by driving. Would you:
a) Say screw it, run 14 miles to a cashpoint and call a cab for yourself, leaving your mates behind.

Q5: You're invited to a Rock concert by one friend, and a Lady GaGa concert by another, but they're on the same day. Would you:
c) Go to the rock gig for the first half and then say you got to be home early and go to the Lady Gaga gig for the second half.

Q6: You want to go watch England in the World Cup final, but all the tickets are sold out. Would you:
c) Decide England will never make the final anyway and go to the USA to watch some Golf.

Q7: A hurricane hits your town and you know your house will be destroyed along with everything in it, would you:
b) Collect as many valuables as you can and then run mindlessly in the opposite direction of the hurricane.

Q8: Your girlfriend/boyfriend has told your best mate that (s)he likes them. Would you:
c) Let your partener go off with your best mate and listen to depressing and repetitive music.

Q9: You've just won the lottery and a total jackpot of $10,000,000. Would you:
a) Save it and marvel at your bank statements.

Q10: You've been locked out the house. Would you:
b) Wait outside your house pulling funny faces at people in their cars as they go past in an effort to entertain yourself.

Q1: If you had become very good friends with someone through MSN that you'd never met in real life, but accidentally made out that you lived in Scotland, if they rang you up would you:
c) Not pick-up.

Q2: You're in a supermarket and you wish to buy a pack of five doughnuts on deal for 44p/67c, but they haven't got the flavour you want. Would you:
b) Ask a member of staff to get their act together with stocking.

Q3: You're walking down a street and you see an Old lady beating up a teenage kid, would you:
b) Go over there and ask nicely, "What's going on?" before calling 999/911.

Q4: Your friends are all drunk and so are you, but you can only get home by driving. Would you:
c) Get your mate to drive, that way it's their fault.

Q5: You're invited to a Rock concert by one friend, and a Lady GaGa concert by another, but they're on the same day. Would you:
b) Pretend you're ill and stay at home watching the box set of the Tellytubbies.

Rock on, Tinkywinky. I'd choose Teletubbies over Lady Gaga any day.


Q6: You want to go watch England in the World Cup final, but all the tickets are sold out. Would you:
b) Pay more money than you have for the ticket.

Q7: A hurricane hits your town and you know your house will be destroyed along with everything in it, would you:
b) Collect as many valuables as you can and then run mindlessly in the opposite direction of the hurricane.

Q8: Your girlfriend/boyfriend has told your best mate that (s)he likes them. Would you:
a) Talk about it with your partner over a game of Connect4.

Q9: You've just won the lottery and a total jackpot of $10,000,000. Would you:
a) Save it and marvel at your bank statements.

Q10: You've been locked out the house. Would you:
b) Wait outside your house pulling funny faces at people in their cars as they go past in an effort to entertain yourself.



I’m a B kind of person, I suppose. Wonder what that means…

Hehe! This is fun! XD

Q1: If you had become very good friends with someone through MSN that you'd never met in real life, but accidentally made out that you lived in Scotland, if they rang you up would you:
a) Put on a Scottish accent and try to make the conversation as quick as possible.

Q2: You're in a supermarket and you wish to buy a pack of five doughnuts on deal for 44p/67c, but they haven't got the flavour you want. Would you:
c) Buy a single chocolate doughnut for twice as much.

Q3: You're walking down a street and you see an Old lady beating up a teenage kid, would you:
b) Go over there and ask nicely, "What's going on?" before calling 999/911.

Q4: Your friends are all drunk and so are you, but you can only get home by driving. Would you:
c) Get your mate to drive, that way it's their fault.

Q5: You're invited to a Rock concert by one friend, and a Lady GaGa concert by another, but they're on the same day. Would you:
c) Go to the rock gig for the first half and then say you got to be home early and go to the Lady Gaga gig for the second half.

Q6: You want to go watch England in the World Cup final, but all the tickets are sold out. Would you:
c) Decide England will never make the final anyway and go to the USA to watch some Golf.

Q7: A hurricane hits your town and you know your house will be destroyed along with everything in it, would you:
b) Collect as many valuables as you can and then run mindlessly in the opposite direction of the hurricane.

Q8: Your girlfriend/boyfriend has told your best mate that (s)he likes them. Would you:
c) Let your partner go off with your best mate and listen to depressing and repetitive music.

Q9: You've just won the lottery and a total jackpot of $10,000,000. Would you:
a) Save it and marvel at your bank statements.

Q10: You've been locked out the house. Would you:
b) Wait outside your house pulling funny faces at people in their cars as they go past in an effort to entertain yourself.

Q1: If you had become very good friends with someone through MSN that you'd never met in real life, but accidentally made out that you lived in Scotland, if they rang you up would you:
b) Talk normally but claim your accent had been mugged by some Alien fishermen.

Q2: You're in a supermarket and you wish to buy a pack of five doughnuts on deal for 44p/67c, but they haven't got the flavour you want. Would you:
c) Buy a single chocolate doughnut for twice as much.

Q3: You're walking down a street and you see an Old lady beating up a teenage kid, would you:
b) Go over there and ask nicely, "What's going on?" before calling 999/911.

Q4: Your friends are all drunk and so are you, but you can only get home by driving. Would you:
a) Say screw it, run 14 miles to a cashpoint and call a cab for yourself, leaving your mates behind.

Q5: You're invited to a Rock concert by one friend, and a Lady GaGa concert by another, but they're on the same day. Would you:
c) Go to the rock gig for the first half and then say you got to be home early and go to the Lady Gaga gig for the second half.

Q6: You want to go watch England in the World Cup final, but all the tickets are sold out. Would you:
a) Make out with someone in return for a ticket.

Q7: A hurricane hits your town and you know your house will be destroyed along with everything in it, would you:
c) Decide it's all over and play your favourite song louder than ever whilst the hurricane consumes you.

Q8: Your girlfriend/boyfriend has told your best mate that (s)he likes them. Would you:
a) Talk about it with your partener over a game of Connect4.

Q9: You've just won the lottery and a total jackpot of $10,000,000. Would you:
a) Save it and marvel at your bank statements.

Q10: You've been locked out the house. Would you:
b) Wait outside your house pulling funny faces at people in their cars as they go past in an effort to entertain yourself.

Q1: If you had become very good friends with someone through MSN that you'd never met in real life, but accidentally made out that you lived in Scotland, if they rang you up would you:

a) Put on a Scottish accent and try to make the conversation as quick as possible.


Q2: You're in a supermarket and you wish to buy a pack of five doughnuts on deal for 44p/67c, but they haven't got the flavour you want. Would you:
b) Ask a member of staff to get their act together with stocking.


Q3: You're walking down a street and you see an Old lady beating up a teenage kid, would you:

b) Go over there and ask nicely, "What's going on?" before calling 999/911.


Q4: Your friends are all drunk and so are you, but you can only get home by driving. Would you:
a) Say screw it, run 14 miles to a cashpoint and call a cab for yourself, leaving your mates behind.


Q5: You're invited to a Rock concert by one friend, and a Lady GaGa concert by another, but they're on the same day. Would you:
a) Hire a hitman to kill Lady Gaga and go to the rock concert.


Q6: You want to go watch England in the World Cup final, but all the tickets are sold out. Would you:

c) Decide England will never make the final anyway and go to the USA to watch some Golf.

Q7: A hurricane hits your town and you know your house will be destroyed along with everything in it, would you:
a) Grab a snack before deciding whether or not to panic.



Q8: Your girlfriend/boyfriend has told your best mate that (s)he likes them. Would you:

D) Laugh in the boyfriends face because none of my best friends would ruin our friendship over a guy

Q9: You've just won the lottery and a total jackpot of $10,000,000. Would you:
a) Save it and marvel at your bank statements.



Q10: You've been locked out the house. Would you:
a) Smash the window, crawl in and tell your parents someone lobbed a rock through the window.
XDDDDDDDDDD I ACTUALLY DID THIS YESTERDAY WITH MY FRIEND!!! NOOOOO JOKE!!!!!!!