Okay, so I'm not having a real 18th birthday bash, so I thought I would have one here. Bascially You can sign in and you can give me a present, and based on the presents, I will award the best gift giver with a surprise. And I may add in some other things as the day goes on. So start giving!
Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake hole. -Dean, Supernatural
To you, Teddy, I present an object of unspeakable value. Whenever I review a new member's first poem, I welcome them with a piece of toast.
I give you my welcoming toast. Spoiler
You can find it online by just Google image-searching the word "toast". It's the first image.
Happy happy birthday Teddy!
"I'm fearless in my heart They will always see that in my eyes I am the passion, I am the warfare I will never stop Always constant, Accurate, Intense" "The Audience is Listening", by Steve Vai
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people: psychopaths and mystery writers. I'm the kind that pays better. ~Rick Castle