I Pledge Alligence To Queen Fragg And Her Mighty State Of Hysteria And To The Republic On Which I Stand Fun Nations, Under Cod, With Livertrees, and Much Tips, For All.
This is the new Pledge of Allegience!
Live and don't learn, thats us - Calvin
Alas, poor Yorick - wait, why the heck am I holding this skull? - Me
I can count to potato - The guy who lives next door
Don't steal jokes from Calvin and Hobbes... that's just rude.
And the angel said unto him, “stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself.” But lo, he could not stop, for the angel was hitting him with his own hands.