Crazy Thin Cow!

This is a poem i make when i was bored so its not my best, but it was my weirdest, and funniest. Rhyming my sound off, but at least it makes a little sense? ENJOY

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Listen to me you crazy thin cow!
Give me milk before I slaughter you!
I said give me your milk now!
Why do you stand there and just moo?

At least give me one little drop,
So I can please my ungrateful family.
I’ll do anything, maybe even hop,
I've wanted my family to live happily.

Don’t make me kick you in your tummy!
I know how painful that really feels.
I think I’ll get some onions for you dummy!
I’ll make you cry with those freshly cut peels.

Fine you crazy thin cow!
I always loved you like a loyal dog
How can you do this to me, how?!
Then die, die like a road-killed hog.

You have an interesting trail of thought and the tittle: Crazy this Cow? Aren't you the crazy one here? It was really funny though- how the narrator wants to kill the cow- and yet lunatic . I've never seen a poem like this before so congrats on the uniqueness!

I find it impossible to do a serious review on this!

Why do you stand there and just Moo?

Moo shouldn't be capitalized.

I think you are funny, but I also think this poem is a little, boring. Can you possible be more funny? If you are going to write a comical poem, every line needs to express some emotion. Lines like

I’ll do anything, maybe even hop,

don't do anything for me.

I always wanted to live happily.

This line doesn't go with its stanza at all. I was a little surprised!

Funny stuff. Keep writing.

Classy

Lol, thanks, my only goal is to entertain

It certainly makes a change to read an amusing poem rather than a serious one. And yes, this does have flaws, but it certainly made me laugh! In places, the rhyming sounded forced, for example, are peels really hot, or did you just say that to make it rhyme, and wanting to live happily doesn't have much to do with anything. Also, "moo" doesn't need a capital letter. But really, I can just imagine a very angry farmer shouting at this thin cow stood in a field, and for that reason, I love this poem! If you sort out the rhyming, it could be really great.