Good, Bad, Worse

Good: Google is the best search engine ever.

Bad: The creators of Google delete it.

Worse: The internet shuts down around the globe.

A new Harry Potter book by J.K. Rowling

Good: J.K Rowling makes another ship load of cash.
Bad: It's ANOTHER Harry Potter book.
Worse: They make it into a movie.

Facebook.

Good: I don't use it much and don't care.

Bad: It becomes cool without my knowledge.

Worse: I am banned from it for not logging in. For some inexplicable reason a new law was passed in which users had to log in in order to be a part of the awesome new high tech features. Cyber cameras patrol the web, I can never gain create a facebook account.

A dinosaur.

Good: The dinosaur is cute and bloodthirsty

Bad: It's dead

Worse: It died of a plague that is still around and will kill the entire human race

A purple, sparkly pen

Good: Whatever I draw with it comes to life.

Bad: I draw a historical figure that the magical powers of the ink mistake for Hitler.

Worse: He takes over the world, this time he uses zombies as his super race. Unfortunately for him, the new Nazi zombies were as intelligent as door knobs and snails crawled faster than they marched.

A black Ferrari found abandoned on the side of a lonely forest road.

Good: The keys are in the ignition, so I drive it home.

Bad: It breaks down.

Worse: The black ferrari was worth millions, and the owner was just out for a stroll one day, a few hours later he finds me in his broken car - he thinks I stole it, I get the death-sentence.

Situation: YWS broke.