1. Quarters are gold.
2. Two meals per day is the standard.
3. Road trip whenever possible.
4. Going to the mailbox was never an ego booster/breaker before.
5. You will begin to nap again.
6. Your bookstore bill will almost equal tuition.
7. Squirt guns = Stress relief.
8. Instant messenger becomes an addiction.
9. E-mail becomes your second language
10. College students throw paper airplanes too.
11. You never realized that so many people weresmarter than you.
12. College football is the coolest thing on theplanet.
13. Western Europe could be wiped out by a
horrible plague and you wouldn't know, but you can recite last week's re-run of The 70's
Show verbatim.
14. Cartoons are for all ages.
15. Disney movies are more than just classics.
16. You will never rent/buy more movies in yourlife.
17. No one is too old for video
games
18. Procrastination is an art form.
19. SNOOD is more addicting than pot.
20. Thanks to Kazaa/Audiogalaxy/Morpheus/Radioblog, you will never
listen to any of your CDs ever again.
21. It never hurt so much to get sick.
22. The health service nurses are there because they couldn't make
it at a real hospital. Never, ever forget that.
23. Care packages are right up there with
birthdays.
24. Campus is only clean for Family Weekend andFreshman
Orientation.
25. Nothing you want to register for will be open.
26. Classes... the later the better.
27. You are no longer thankful that the firealarms
are here to protect you.
28. Jeans may be worn as many times as the wearer desires.
29. The only time to dress up is when your jeans are dirty.
30. Showers become less important; sleep becomes more important.
31. Asleep by 2:30 am is an early night.
32. Creativity in the dining halls is KEY...
33. The freshman 15 is NOT a myth!!!
34. If it's snowing out, the only reason you will leave your room is
for food.
35. Dishes smell after days of piling
up.
36. Cereal makes a meal any time of the day.
37. You will eat anywhere that is a buffet.
38. You will eat anything that is free.
39. New additions to food groups: pitapit and pizza.
40. Stealing from the dining hall will become second nature.
41. ATM's are the devils advocate. ATM = Another Twenty Missing.
42. Keys have never been so important, yet you seem to lose them
or lock yourself out of the room even more.
43. Duct tape heals all wounds.
44. If they say you can't have it in your dorm, they are just
kidding.
45. You will come to hate hallways/elevators with a passion. (STAIRS
ARE THE DEVIL)
46. You will begin to negotiate with God even if you have doubted his
existence in the past..."Please God, if you let me pass this final,
I'll never drink again!"
47. Pictures, posters, emails or anything else to cover the ugly
cell we live in will be transformed into wallpaper.
48. Everyone is only nice for the first week. After that, no matter
how nice you are, some people just won't smile back. Get used to it.
49. You are never alone!
50. You realize college is the ideal life style! except for those
pesky classes.
