I always thought that ...(this game would be nice)

I always thought that politicians were backstabbers. (At least some of them are...)

I always thought that George W. Bush was a backstabbing, lying, no good dirty rotten - (continues to grumble incoherantly).

Ahem. Sorry, my democratic views are getting in the way again.

I always thought rotten fruit would attract flies.

(Yeah...that would offend people for Bush...I'm one of them, but I'm not offended. Just thought I'd let you know. You're free to speak your mind to some extent anyway...but...it's always better to be on the safe side, and try not to make enemies!)

I always thought that rotten fruit was sent to zoo's and given to monkeys do they could throw them at people.


(That's good advice. I do get myself into trouble that way every now and then. Most of the time it's with a friend at my school who's a strong Bush supporter. It's really quite funny to hear us go at it.)

I always thought that monkeys who threw fruit at people should just throw their poo instead.

I always thought that people should throw poo at the enemy instead of stones.

I always thought that stones were the same thing as pebbles.

I always thought that pebbles were meant to be thrown at annoying relatives.

I always thought that annoying relatives happened to everyone.

I always thought that everyone digshis nose at some point of their life

I always thought that a nose was a passage to the brain

I always thought the brain was pink.

I always thought that pink was invented by the French.

I always thought that not learning anything in kindergarten was the result of eating too many cheap-brand crayons

I always thought that crayons don't taste very good.