Why are you even bothering to clean the floor? It's just gonna get dirty again you know. *proves point by dumping two thousand gallons of gravy on the floor*
Just another quack spoutingpsychobabble.
"If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm mad. That's the way history is written."
OCD is kind of a bad thing to have in the middle of a food fight, alas, I can't get rid of it. *Throws raw slab of mystery meat at Crock as revenge for the gravy*
*Throws a few sausages randomly and trips Nutmeg off her feet with pumpkins*
Warden: "If you want to lead, all you have to do is ask." Alistair: "What? Lead? Me? No, no, no. No leading. Bad things happen when I lead. We get lost, people die, and the next thing you know I'm stranded somewhere without any pants." - Dragon Age
*Grabs a bottle of olive oil while running and pours on the floor behind, making Nutmeg fall on face again*
*Throws a chicken bone at Irish*
Warden: "If you want to lead, all you have to do is ask." Alistair: "What? Lead? Me? No, no, no. No leading. Bad things happen when I lead. We get lost, people die, and the next thing you know I'm stranded somewhere without any pants." - Dragon Age
*Dodges chainsaw thing and pours the wine of eternal life, into Nutmeg's mouth, reviving her*
*Starts chasing Irish with a axe made of sugar sweets*
Warden: "If you want to lead, all you have to do is ask." Alistair: "What? Lead? Me? No, no, no. No leading. Bad things happen when I lead. We get lost, people die, and the next thing you know I'm stranded somewhere without any pants." - Dragon Age