Oh noes! Gsp I'ma comin! *tries to get to Gsp but falls and trips on butter, winds up smashing into her* Opps my bad! *heals nose* You gotta stop breaking that nose missy!
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey
Teacher: What do we, in the U.S enjoy from places like Mexico? Student: Wait, legally?
Ooh Chinese food eh? Personally, I'm an Italian fan. *wings a large pizza at irishfire* Hmm, maybe I should've kept that...I'm hungry.
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people: psychopaths and mystery writers. I'm the kind that pays better. ~Rick Castle
*stumbles into forum and is shocked by the food flying everywhere*
Oh my goshers!
I came into this world wrinkled and ugly. And no matter how much I accumulate here, it's a short journey. I will go out of this world wrinkled and ugly. So I enjoy life.
I have lived through much, and now I think I have found what is needed for happiness. A quiet secluded life in the country, with the possibility of being useful to people to whom it is easy to do good... then rest, nature, books, music, love for one's neighbor - such is my idea of happiness. — Leo Tolstoy