Food Fight!

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What did I tell you Shadow? *cackles like a madwoman*

*comes after Shadow with my semi-frozen twelve pound boomerang turkey of eternal doomy-ness*

EDIT: 25 pages!!! *dance* Can we get it to... 99? *gasp*
Just another quack spouting psychobabble.

"If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm mad. That's the way history is written."




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nein to turkeys!

*runs away*
Is he dancing with a little boy in spandex?!

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Run Nutty Run! I've faced the Turkey's fury!! RUN!

*throws melted butter on the floor for Gsp to slip on to save Nutty's life*
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Teacher: What do we, in the U.S enjoy from places like Mexico?
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*slips and falls, breaking nose again* Oww. :(

*flings turkey and smacks Shadow over the head with it, then catches it again*
Just another quack spouting psychobabble.

"If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm mad. That's the way history is written."




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Oh noes! Gsp I'ma comin! *tries to get to Gsp but falls and trips on butter, winds up smashing into her* Opps my bad! *heals nose* You gotta stop breaking that nose missy!
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey

Teacher: What do we, in the U.S enjoy from places like Mexico?
Student: Wait, legally?

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It's not my fault you keep busting it. *grumbles*

*beats Irish over the head and shoulders with a wet noodle*
Just another quack spouting psychobabble.

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:cry: I'm sorry! I shall keep it from ever breakin it again *puts invisible sheild around Gsp's nose*

Ow ow ow This is worse than the TURKEY! *tries to get up and run away but continues to fall and flop like a fish*
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey

Teacher: What do we, in the U.S enjoy from places like Mexico?
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Thanks. I forgive you. LOVE your new avvie by the way! :lol:

xD *whacks Irish about the head and shoulders with TWO wet noodles*
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Haha thanks! It reminded me of my best friend who lives really far away. She LOVES shiny things. I ♥ it too!

GAHH! *finally gets up and runs away from noodles and throws lo mein at Gsp*
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey

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Ooh Chinese food eh? Personally, I'm an Italian fan. *wings a large pizza at irishfire* Hmm, maybe I should've kept that...I'm hungry.
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xD! *throws slice at Ranger Hawk and Gsp* Eat up! *choms on pizza*
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey

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I wish I had some stuffin' =P


*hurls bread crusts at crocks*

That's for the stinkin turkey!
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*is hit by bread crusts* Shadow, do you want me to bring out the S.E.C.R.E.T weapon? *instert dramatic music here*
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:shock: What secret weapon?

*slowly inches toward giant riding elephant with a potato launcher in hand*
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey

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*stumbles into forum and is shocked by the food flying everywhere*

Oh my goshers!
I came into this world wrinkled and ugly. And no matter how much I accumulate here, it's a short journey. I will go out of this world wrinkled and ugly. So I enjoy life.



I have lived through much, and now I think I have found what is needed for happiness. A quiet secluded life in the country, with the possibility of being useful to people to whom it is easy to do good... then rest, nature, books, music, love for one's neighbor - such is my idea of happiness.
— Leo Tolstoy