*Amy stands up disgruntled again.* "Jeez. I keep forgetting that I'm here." *she stomps out of the room and returns with a couple of fluffy cushions which she plumps up in a corner.* "Well, if I'm stayin' then I might as well be comfortable"
"It is curious how often you humans manage to obtain that which you do not want."
For according to the trollish philosopher Plateau, "if you wants to understan' an enemy, you gotta walk a mile in his shoes. Den, if he's still your enemy, at least you're a mile away and he's got no shoes." — A Blink of the Screen by Terry Pratchett