I am nothing but a mouthful of 'sorry's, half-hearted apologies that roll of my tongue, smoothquick, like 'r's or maybe like pocket candy that's just a bit too sweet.
You clearly get 11/10. But you knew that, didn't you?
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people: psychopaths and mystery writers. I'm the kind that pays better. ~Rick Castle
I am the workingman, the inventor, the maker of the world's food and clothes. I am the audience that witnesses history. - Carl Sandburg, I am the People, the Mob
When the microwave blew up, I was in my room reading comics. My entire family turned into superheroes. Only I remained completely normal… — Norman Normal (1999 series)
Me next!
