Please note that this is for Thornedrose's Worst piece of writing contest, and so it is supposed to be terrible. No need to review because we are not allowed to edit, and it is supposed to be bad.
Feel free to comment on it, if you choose to read it and kill your braincells.
A boy sat on a rock, looking at the stars above him, trying not to thinka bout how the rock he sat on had tore a hole through his skin and he was in pain. But even the pain of the rock could not compare to the pain of the boring life he had, and how he so wanted to escape and have a magic adventure with faries, and dragons and old wizards that you think are awesome, but then they are pantsless and you never want to t see them again for reasons unknown. Call me…I mean him, cause that is so not me there….emo but pain was the closest thing he had to an adventure.
Sadly though he could not have an adventure, because he lived in a town of boring, where no adventures could be had. No one could leave either, for reasons unknown, no one could, jus that. No oen ever thought of it. Until now that is, until the man came to town.
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The man walked into the town, he wore large silver armor of a knight or something, and was riding a horse that was a chicken with feathures and all. Then he realized he was going the wrong way, and turned around, only to find when he walked through the archt that was at the end he just appeard at the other end.
What was wrogn with that. “Hey you, boy on the rock” he screamed, and the boy from before in the story looeked down. “Can you answered me something”
“Sure, what do you went?””
“How come when I left the town I appeared here?” he asked.
“No ideaer, just something. No one has ever asked, if you want I can take you to the amyor, he might know.”
“That would be awesome,” the knight said and the boy climbed from the rock. He was a small boy with long ywllow hair, and yellow like a crayon, with big orange eyes, this was a sign of great magic, and the knoight knew it. “”So you know? You know I have magic?” the boy asked/
“Yes, how did you know?”
“Magic,” the boy said.
:Oh……”
And so they went to the mayor, who was a very fat man, so fat that he took up half of his office, and could not ever move because he was stuck.
“He mister, wyhy do the exits lead to the other exits when we try to leave?” the boy asked/
“Oh, that is fbecause the wizerd Blokc’men’zarber-kelmenozeber twin the 5th cast a spell on the town and now we can’t leave. He lives underground guarded by dragons and dark faries.”
“Oh, how do we get there?” asked the boy, who by the way was named Blokc’men’zarber-kelmenozeber twin the 6th.
“right there, just take this key causes it is locked,’ the mators ad and handed over a small key. The knight toom it and opened the door and they walked a long time, killing monsters and junk before they came to the wizrd who was missing his pants. They tried to get the wizard to undo the spell, but he refused, and defeated the two, who then ran through the tunnels.
“We need help!” said the knight and then they looked and found a group of rebels.
“We will help you,” they said and they gave the knight a magic weapin called ecmalaber, and Blokc’men’zarber-kelmenozeber twin the 6th. Got a wand that allowesd him to summon magic toasters. The two then ran back to the wizard, and with an army of toasters they took his wand.
“It can only be used my a Blokc’men’zarber-kelmenozeber twin thoug,” said a rebel who had come to help.
“If only this monster had spawned a child, maybe we could do it!” screamed the knight.
“But you do,” whispered the wizard. “I did spawn a child, but he would never do it, because I made it so he would never do it, when I enchanted him. Instead he would kill the ones who took it from me,”
“To bad that kid is not here,” the knight said.
“……..did you ever realize the boy with magic with you had the same name as me?” the wizardf asked.
“He doesn’t, he is …. The 6th” the knight said then realized that he was the wizards’s Son, and he had the wand, and he was bleeding!”
“No boy, please, you knw this is bnot right!” creamed the knight, and then with a tear from his eyes, the boy returned to normal, and killed his father, then unehcnhated the spell. Then the knight and the boy went off into the world away from the town on the adventure.
THE END
just to be cute. This could get far worse. It still does not burn me yet.
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. Hopefully it will be bad enough now!
