I say 'pickle' you think 'pie'

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You say "messy" I think "hamburger with a lot of sauce."
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You say "hamburger with a lot of sauce" I think "Burger King".
you'll never find another sweet little girl with sequined sea foam eyes
ocean lapping voice, smile coy as the brightest quiet span of sky
and you're all alone again tonight; not again, not again, not again.
and don't it feel alright, and don't it feel so nice? lovely.






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You say "Burger King" I think "crown."
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You say "crown" I think "beauty"
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. - Robert McCloskey

Teacher: What do we, in the U.S enjoy from places like Mexico?
Student: Wait, legally?

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You say "beauty" I think "flowers."
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You say 'flowers' I think 'Bambi'.

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She's alive because she is not dead,
and junk."
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You say 'Bambi' I think 'Disney'.
you'll never find another sweet little girl with sequined sea foam eyes
ocean lapping voice, smile coy as the brightest quiet span of sky
and you're all alone again tonight; not again, not again, not again.
and don't it feel alright, and don't it feel so nice? lovely.






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You say "Disney" I think "Florida".
The thing about life is that no one comes out of it alive.




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You say "Florida," I think "beaches."
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
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I'm the kind that pays better.
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You say "beaches" I think "sand". :D
you'll never find another sweet little girl with sequined sea foam eyes
ocean lapping voice, smile coy as the brightest quiet span of sky
and you're all alone again tonight; not again, not again, not again.
and don't it feel alright, and don't it feel so nice? lovely.






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You say "sand" I think "Great, now I'm all itchy!" :D
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.

I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle




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You say "Great, now I'm all itchy!" I think "..."
"Ruth.
She's alive because she is not dead,
and junk."
~JoJo




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You say "...", I think "embarrassment". :D
you'll never find another sweet little girl with sequined sea foam eyes
ocean lapping voice, smile coy as the brightest quiet span of sky
and you're all alone again tonight; not again, not again, not again.
and don't it feel alright, and don't it feel so nice? lovely.






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You say "embarrassment" I think "crush." They always seem to go hand-in-hand, don't they? ;)
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.

I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle




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You say "crush" I think "love". :D
you'll never find another sweet little girl with sequined sea foam eyes
ocean lapping voice, smile coy as the brightest quiet span of sky
and you're all alone again tonight; not again, not again, not again.
and don't it feel alright, and don't it feel so nice? lovely.





I always knew that deep down in every human heart, there is mercy and generosity. No one is born hating another person because of the color of his skin, or his background, or his religion. People must learn to hate, and if they can learn to hate, they can be taught to love, for love comes more naturally to the human heart than its opposite.
— Nelson Mandela, Long Walk to Freedom