TheNunISTRANGLED WITH MY BARE HANDS(I'LLKILLYOUIFYOUREADTHIS

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I'LL KILL YOU IF YOU READ THIS.





The Nun I STRANGLED WITH MY BARE HANDS

Her name was Julia,
she loved motorcycles,
dreamed of making love
for the first time,
and she was beautiful,
was a temple of holiness, and
I









FUCKING STRANGLED HER WITH MY BARE FUCKING HANDS.
















































with all of that said, no. I'm not an emo kid. I'm not even particularly angry. And no, anger isn't my 'thing'. I just have a lifetime of witnessing injustice behind me and a lifetime of repressed anger. It's gone. I've submitted over twenty things to TYWS; maybe three showed anger. It's just that people were only attracted to the things that had pretty words like 'murder' and 'fuck you' in them. I want people to know that it's okay to scream FUCK YOU on the internet. It is. You have to release somewhere.


I also think that anger is funny. Hence this. It's a joke. Breathe.

-Psy




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"I want people to know that it's okay to scream FUCK YOU on the internet. It is. You have to release somewhere. "

I wasn't aware that people thought it WASN'T OK. Why don't you just scream out loud? Better than bad poetry.
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Holy Jesus Christ Psy...
Ahahahahahahahahahahaha
Yay, now I shall be murdered.
Give me your phone number, I miss your horrid voice and the screamings of LIZ YOU'RE A WENCH :P




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Weird poem.

Didn't sound or look much like a poem either.

I agree with Racewind.
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I thought it was quite funny.
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I thought it was funny and very unique
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As a comment, using the word 'fuck' in every poem obviously degenerates its effect, but otherwise, I found this, as a piece of humor, quite likeable.




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The first time I read this I didn't like it but I read it again today and it IS quite humourous.

But I'm not sure why you strangled her.




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I found this to be rather amusing. :P (in a sick morbid sense, so perhaps morality is dying...)




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Beautiful nuns are an injustice lol. Um... yeah.




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Your title gave it away. I wasn't amused. It wasn't scandalous enough to be dramatic, and it was too predictable to be funny.

(PS. By the time she was a nun, she would have given up the name "Julia" )




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I named her after I killed her.




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I would have read it, if you didn't threaten to kill me. Now, I must hide in my bunker and fire Nukes at you.

Have a nice day. :)
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You make me laugh.
Feel free to kill me...my life has no meaning anyway <sob!> ...but you have to find me first.
So there!
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