How do I cure my onion breath?!?!?!

How do I cure my onion breath? I love onions, but everybody hates my breath after I eat them. Any cures?

Brush your teeth, maybe?

Demeter wrote:Brush your teeth, maybe?

And keep toothpaste and a toothbrush with you at all times to do that with.

Chewing gums might help too.

Well, eat garlic.

Hee hee, wouldn't that make it worse?

It would get their focus off of the onion breath.

Take a vow of silence after you eat them, so you don't have to open your mouth and/or breathe on anywone. *nods*

Hehehe

Put pegs on everyone else's noses, wear some sort of breathing mask, learn to speak whilst breathing in, distract people from your breath with something that smells worse (a little imagination will reveal plenty of worse smells you could make), get a cold and then cough on everyone so they get it and can't smell... The possibilities are endless.

Or you could be proud of your onion breath, and purposely use it to antagonise people.

EAT MUNCHKINS!!!

Oompaloompas will work just as fine, but they're a bit crunchier than Munchkins...


<3 Nutty

Stop eating onions?
Brush your teeth!
Gum = rescue
or..
just be proud of it like Hippie said.
xD