(Look, this is pure fun. Please don't be critical, anyone. ^_^)
Jolly good, my Englishman,
Jolly good indeed! Pip --
Pip the chinwag for
Tea and crumpets will follow.
Quite blasphemy wee
Bonnie lassie! That's
Ace! Nor blasphemy be.
Toodle-pip cherio, quite.
Bloody piffle he is,
How nor balderdash
He is! Piffle piffle --
Balderdash blasphemy!
Pish posh goes
His dirty wash.
Wish wash wish --
Wash! Bloody good, then!
Toodle toodle pippy --
Pop! Toodle pip
Is gone to pop!
Toodle toodly pip!
Bangers and mash
Are pipin' hot. Get
Them all you portly
Lot! Bangers and mash.
