Today in school somebody thought it would be funny to put extra weight on the left side of the barbell when I was doing bench press. I was already lifting over my weight so adding more would be wreck-less. At first I initially did not notice much of a weight difference, other than a slight awkward tilt in my lift arm. The snickering sure made me realize what they had done though. HAHA! It was a lot safer to bench without a spotter than with some practical jokers.
-But, please people always use a spotter, but be sure and find someone trust worthy.
"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?” -John 11:25-26
Nah, I wasn't so mad that I traveled to an isolated region in Asia to become a ninja.
Only because my ship was intercepted by pirates.
*Screams*
This thread was just taken over by Davy Jones. I never knew he was a Simpson character.
*Davy Jones, why are you yellow?*
He turns to face Gabriel.
*I don't speak gibberish. Could you please translate that?*
The pirate changes his hat and proceeds to give a lecture over philosophy.
*Becomes bored*
Davy Jones, the pirate becomes angry.
*Wakes up and sees that Davy Jones is pretty frustrated about his lack of interest*
Davy Jones sighs, proceeding his lecture.
Gabriel steals Davy Jones sign, which said that he was hijacking this thread and starts writing on the back.He shows the prate*
Davy Jones really gets mad and...
Suddenly some guy in a purple hat appears with a sign saying...
Both Gabriel and Davy Jones are confused by the meaning of the sign.
*For The Westerners?*
"Fish That Wonder?" Davy Jones said.
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"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?” -John 11:25-26
Nicholas Halliday, you probably won't have heard of him unless you live in the UK and with very small children Nick writes kids' picture books, you might have heard of The Lonely Tree which is my favourite, and I believe it's the best-known. But it's more likely that you've never heard of him, so no problemo
"Ruth. She's alive because she is not dead, and junk." ~JoJo
Wait... some of you could be aliens in human disguises.
*Peers out the window at people walking by*
"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?” -John 11:25-26
"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?” -John 11:25-26
"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?” -John 11:25-26
My English teacher has a restrictive writing limit for me. It is very hard for me to obey, considering I have trouble writing less than fifteen pages.
"Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. The one who believes in me will live, even though they die; and whoever lives by believing in me will never die. Do you believe this?” -John 11:25-26