Into a bag of chips you stick your hand,
Generic Chips because thats the brand.
Flavor it up with an orignal twist.
Wash it all down with a can of Mist.
Cheetos Fritoes Doritoes,
Dive into a bag of Tostitoes.
Sour Cheese and Buttery Cream,
All these chips would make you scream.
Fountains of chips to eat and munch,
Unhealthly bad most would deem.
You know you'd want this in your lunch.
Corn starch and vegetable oil,
Cultured Milk and Glutamates.
Great things so the chips wont spoil,
Salt and the magic of Phosphates.
Hydrogenated Soybean Oil,
These words your mind will toil.
Eat it up theres 2 grams of fat,
Dont worry now if its made of that.
Questions? Comments? Just dial that tone,
352-4477.
I work there late so just ask for Kevin.
Smash it up!
